General OT Thread #31: Wild Wish Offense Was As Potent As Fel

[Jarick]

Backfire: all the old people I introduced iGoogle to five years ago are now panicking because it's going away.

 

[Northland Wild Man]

Backfire: all the old people I introduced iGoogle to five years ago are now panicking because it's going away.

Electronics should have an age limit.

 

[Jarick]

My answer both times: "I just use apps on my phone." Response: "How?"

Really?

 

[GopherState]

So....how?

 

[Victorious Secret]

I read this wrong the first time.

Horribly wrong.

My fingers are so damn sore. I picked in my ass for the first time in like 8 months and played for 2 hours like a maniac.

 

[tyratoku]

Went to gamestop today. Had to wait for a good 10 minutes or so while the employees are helping these people out with their PS3. One knew absolutely no English and had to have his friend translate everything the employees were saying.

They were trying to reset it to factory settings but couldn't. The employees basically gave up and wrote down the Sony contact number and gave it to them. As they do, one of the owners of the PS3 just casually rips open the disc drive pretty violently. Both of the employees were like "Uh, sir? Use the eject button."

Both the guys gave them weird looks until the employee reached over and hit the eject button. The two guys looked at eachother like they had just seen Jesus make wine or something. They had absolutely no idea that there was an eject button on their PS3. Makes me wonder how they broke a brand new PS3 that they bought a week ago, at least according to the aggressive complaints they were giving the employees. :

 

[Victorious Secret]

That's actually pretty humorous. Any idea as to what language?

 

[tyratoku]

That's actually pretty humorous. Any idea as to what language?

Didn't want to be accused of being whatever as it really wasn't relevant, but both were Somalian.

But seriously, I was cracking up at their faces when the lady working there pressed the eject button. They were absolutely taken aback

 

[Victorious Secret]

I imagine an archaic use of a high five between them, too.

I'm just happy to learn that Somalians had someone push a button and something innocent happened.

 

[IHaveNoCreativity]

I making a move tomorrow in that girl from my class, hopefully it goes well.

I hope I'll get a chance.

 

[Generic User]

 

[tyratoku]

I making a move tomorrow in that girl from my class, hopefully it goes well.

I hope I'll get a chance.

 

[Fel 96]

I making a move tomorrow in that girl from my class, hopefully it goes well.

I hope I'll get a chance.

Holy ****!

Good luck. Make us proud!

 

[tomgilbertfan]

I making a move tomorrow in that girl from my class, hopefully it goes well.

I hope I'll get a chance.

 

[tyratoku]

Huh. Just found out that a freshman from when I was a senior is going to be playing football for the Gophers next season. I was in one class with him and he was just massive. As a freshman he was probably 6'2" like 200 pounds. Now he's 6'4" and 244 pounds. Just a physical beast. And he was smart as hell too.

Also had offers to Iowa, Northern Illinois, Duke, Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.

His dad was my 10th grade math teacher. Really nice family. Hopefully it's a full ride scholarship because that family deserves it.

EDIT: My highschool is outscoring opponents 242-68 through six games. Slaughters every game. Jesus. I guess that's expected when they made it to the state finals last season in their section.

 

[IHaveNoCreativity]

These gif's are awesome.

Asking her to hang out is pretty non threatening right ? Like it should show her that I want to spend time with her but it's also nothing to serious.

 

[Billy Mays Here*]

These gif's are awesome.

Asking her to hang out is pretty non threatening right ? Like it should show her that I want to spend time with her but it's also nothing to serious.

By making a move I think most of us thought you were gonna ask her out. Asking her to hang out isn't exactly a huge move, it's just natural to do with friends, whether boy or girl.

 

[Billy Mays Here*]

So this is the video we had to watch for homework in my Digital Media Theory class. Kinda weird way to present it but whatever.

 

[Avder]

So this is the video we had to watch for homework in my Digital Media Theory class. Kinda weird way to present it but whatever.

Well...

that was....

something.

Also, is anyone else having problems adjusting quality on youtube? Every time I try to change from whatever youtube selects to say, high def, it switches to 240p and blacks out.

 

[IHaveNoCreativity]

By making a move I think most of us thought you were gonna ask her out. Asking her to hang out isn't exactly a huge move, it's just natural to do with friends, whether boy or girl.

Yeah that's true.

 

[Puhis]

Yeah that's true.

If it goes well, ask her out. Do it in the right moment, or someone else will.

 

[Minnewildsota]

Rules on asking a girl out:
Lunch - I want to be friends
Dinner - I want a relationship
Drinks- I want to sleep with you

Obviously there are exceptions to the rule. Just ask her if she wants to grab some food with you at X time on X day. Don't make it fast food.

 

[Victorious Secret]

Ask for dinner with drinks. Duh.

 

[IHaveNoCreativity]

Haha thanks guys, let's assume she says no. How do I act and how quickly should I be out of there ?

 

[Victorious Secret]

You act like a gentleman and don't change a damn thing. Be out of there in a manner that is befitting.