𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 (2024). A very underwhelming film based on the conclusion of Homer's Odyssey: the secret return of Odysseus to his home island of Ithaca (not the one with Cornell University) and the destruction of his wife's obnoxious suitors. I confess: when it comes to Greek myths, I expect a certain grandeur. I want them to look like 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐲, or even 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬. This movie looks like it cost $10K to make, with $9K going to Ralph Fiennes and Juliette Binoche. The action is drawn out and boring, the characters are desperately seeking inner depth and substance, and the whole production feels like a college project. The only moment that rose to the occasion was Penelope telling her son: “Give your father the bow.” Sadly, it's the only one. 3/10
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𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰 (2024). An animated film from Latvia that won the Oscar. It’s brilliant in terms of realistic animation and atmosphere. Drawn in one continuous shot (think 𝟏𝟗𝟏𝟕 but animated), it depicts the adventures of a little house cat leading the band of several animals (some wild, some domestic), trying to survive the flood of Biblical proportions, in total absence of man. It's strikingly beautiful, stylish, emotionally engaging, and keeps you on the edge of your seat but leaves you with a few questions. What happened, exactly? Where have all the humans gone? What's going to happen? How long can domestic animals survive in the wilderness? Why did the bird's departure look like rapture? Will there be a resolution? Frankly, I am not sure what to make of it. It is certainly a metaphor for some of the best human traits, but I was left with a feeling of deep uncertainty. But it's definitely a cinematic and artistic event. 8/10
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𝐀 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (2024). A Romantic period drama (based on a true story) that takes place in 18th Century Italy and Holland. A girl named Lucia and a young man named Giacomo fall in love. She is then disfigured by smallpox and drives him away. He then becomes known by his last name Casanova, trying to mend (or avenge) his broken heart by seducing as many women as possible. She becomes a high-end courtesan by the name of “Galathee,” hiding her face under the mask, in pursuit of “freedom” and “independence.” Crafted by a Dutch director Een Schitterend Gebrek, it pays reasonable attention to the costumes and designs (reminding me, in places, of Kubric’s 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧). There are moments of emotional engagement, when you genuinely care for the characters. But the dialogue is pretentious and self-indulgent, with only a few lines not feeling like they came out of a high school essay on the Age of Reason. The acting is mostly mediocre, and the non-linear storyline does not help. Israeli actress Dar Zuzovsky is not too credible as an intelligent commoner but comes off far better as a successful prostitute, demonstrating all the necessary charm and confidence (while not being overly cynical). But others are notably weaker, especially Jonah Hauer-King playing Casanova. He is bland, uninspired, not particularly good-looking or charismatic (we are talking Casanova here!), and has very little chemistry with Lucia onscreen. The 𝑑𝑒𝑢𝑠 𝑒𝑥 𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑎 ending may be true to reality but in the story it feels contrived. Plus, I’m just not sure that prostitution is the best way for a woman to obtain “empowerment” (I had the same issue with 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬). Then again – what do I know? In short: this film is not without its merits but hardly a masterpiece. 6/10