GDT: |Game #LXII| March 17 | Pens vs Blues | Pens feeling sad for being flightless, want some of that Blues music

[Big Friggin Dummy]

I’m not sure a coach can really make a huge difference positively, but they have the ability the derail it with personnel and set up choices. Regardless, I’m just venting because the PP has gone to hell right in time for the stretch run for like the 7th straight season.

This is basically how I feel about coaches in general. A good coach isn't gonna coach a bad team to the Cup. A bad coach can absolutely torpedo a good team's Cup chances though.

 

[HuskerTornado]

Can you imagine the main board if they would have gone back 3 minutes and given Crosby a mystery goal? Lmao

 

[Gurglesons]

These refs are really slowing it down.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

51-22 shot attempts, 24-14 scoring chance edge, and that's just 5-on-5.

Some good goaltending, but need some greasy goals.

It's impressive how much we dominate in shots but not on the actual scoreboard.

If the NHL ever changes the rules to allow no goaltenders, Pens would be unstoppable.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

You're gonna go against the Grover??

Imagine this being the bar of expectation. That tells us all we need to know.

 

[Glamor Toad]

Oye vey, let them play

 

[eXile3]

Cannot stand Errey.

 

[dogthateats]

If Errey was still playing we would be winning

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Its a fancy restaurant, they wrote a song about it.

You cannot escape flavor town.

 

[canadianguy77]

Much like the Leafs and our team, the Blue will be undone against a good, quick forecheck.

 

[dogthateats]

That’s some long pants hockey Zoho

 

[wgknestrick]

Big Z is one hard working MFer

 

[Gurglesons]

Big Z is one hard working MFer

Eastern Bloc Attitude

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

It's impressive how much we dominate in shots but not on the actual scoreboard.

If the NHL ever changes the rules to allow no goaltenders, Pens would be unstoppable.

It's almost like shots don't really matter nearly as much when your roster is full of guys who are terrible at shooting.

 

[wgknestrick]

Has Crosby been this bad all game?

 

[TKalltheTime]

Has Crosby been this bad all game?

Yes

 

[dogthateats]

What an ugly fan-base

 

[Darren McCord]

Has Crosby been this bad all game?

Already sick of erod

 

[Empoleon8771]

If the Penguins didn't have such issues with production from their 2nd line, I'd be completely content with keeping Kapanen and just playing him with Carter until he gets out of this funk.

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Carter is a beast on faceoffs

 

[tom_servo]

Oye vey, let them play

Could be a great chant there.

 

[vodeni]

how bad is Letang

 

[TKalltheTime]

Letang just couldn't help himself with another BRUTAL turnover hahhaha

 

[canadianguy77]

I half-convinced Letang is purposely sabotaging this team.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

It's almost like shots don't really matter nearly as much when your roster is full of guys who are terrible at shooting.

Goalies must loving playing against the Pens. We usually inflate their save percentages without them having to actually do much work. Just kind of stand there and the Pens will fire 30+ shots at the chest logo.