GDT: Game 80: Sharks @ Flames 5:00pm NBCSCA

Smith has sucked tonight. He's killing the top line. Coach is doing jack shit about it, Eklund should move up.

Smith's effectiveness dramatically declines when the team gets behind and the other team plays more defensively. He cannot impact the game physically and keeps trying low percentage plays.
 
Welp, the game's getting out of hand, so it's back to my adventures in Everquest.

This time, instead of continuing the path of my Frog of Darkness, I've picked up one of my older characters, an Enchanter, the game's masters of illusions.

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But, the fun with Enchanters is that not everything is as it seems. So I'm not actually another frog...

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...Because I'm a Dark Elf...

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...Or an emo half-dragon person...

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...Or a smart guy with a massive fore head to hold his big brain...

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...Or just your average, everyday human...

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...Or a lizard-man...

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...Or a little demonic imp thing...

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...Or a Stegosaurus-looking creature...

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...Or a living skeleton...

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...Or a werewolf...

...Or maybe none of those. Because which one is even real? :P
 
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How many empty net goals have the Sharks given up this season? They must lead the league in that category by a wide margin. I wonder what Mack's +- would be if you take away the empty net goals. I think the Sharks have only scored a couple of goals with their net empty and have given up like 30+.
 
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SNOG announcement

A little late to contend for the SNOG title, but we do have another prognosticator making a last-minute run at the podium.

Sharks 2 (Mack / Smitty)
Flames 5 (Huberdeau / Kadri / Coronato / Frost / Pospisil)

Congrats @MackAttack71 on your 3rd SNOG of the season!

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#
Date / Opponent​
SNOG Winner(s)​
Result​
1Oct. 10 vs BluesnoneBlues 5-4 OT
2Oct. 12 vs DucksnoneDucks 2-0
3Oct. 15 at Starsweastern biasStars 3-2 SO
4Oct. 17 at Blackhawksweastern biasBlackhawks 4-2
5Oct. 18 at JetsnoneJets 8-3
6Oct. 20 vs AvalanchenoneAvalanche 4-1
7Oct. 22 at DucksTimo TimeDucks 3-1
8Oct. 24 at KingsFridayKings 3-2
9Oct. 26 at VGKnoneVGK 7-3
10Oct. 28 at UtahnoneSharks 5-4 OT
11Oct. 29 vs KingsMackAttack71, bluefunnel, sharks_dynastySharks 4-2
12Oct. 31 vs BlackhawksnoneSharks 3-2
13Nov. 2 vs CanucksnoneCanucks 3-2
14Nov. 5 vs Blue JacketsnoneSharks 2-1 OT
15Nov. 7 vs Wildtimorous meWild 5-2
16Nov. 10 at DevilsnoneSharks 1-0
17Nov. 11 at FlyersTheBigDrunkPandaFlyers 4-3 SO
18Nov. 14 at RangersnoneRangers 3-2
19Nov. 16 at PenguinsPattyLafontainePenguins 4-3 SO
20Nov. 18 vs Red WingsnoneSharks 5-4 OT
21Nov. 20 at Starsweastern biasStars 5-2
22Nov. 21 at Bluesbullslugg, coooldudeBlues 3-2 SO
23Nov. 23 vs SabresnoneSabres 4-2
24Nov. 25 vs KingsnoneSharks 7-2
25Nov. 27 vs Senatorscoooldude, PattyLafontaineSenators 4-3
26Nov. 29 vs KrakennoneSharks 8-5
27Nov. 30 at KrakenbluefunnelSharks 4-2
28Dec. 3 at CapitalsnoneSharks 2-1 OT
29Dec. 5 at LightningnoneLightning 8-1
30Dec. 7 at PanthersnonePanthers 3-1
31Dec. 10 at HurricanesTimo TimeHurricanes 3-2
32Dec. 12 at BluesMackAttack71Sharks 4-3
33Dec. 14 vs UtahbullsluggHockey Club 4-3
34Dec. 17 vs JetsSJSharksfan39Jets 4-3
35Dec. 19 vs AvalancheanthonyyyAvalanche 4-2
36Dec. 21 at OilersPattyLafontaineOilers 3-2 OT
37Dec. 23 at CanucksTimo TimeCanucks 4-3
38Dec. 27 vs VGKSJSharksfan39VGK 6-3
39Dec. 28 vs FlamesnoneFlames 3-1
40Dec. 31 vs FlyersnoneFlyers 4-0
41Jan. 2 vs LightningnoneSharks 2-1

#
Date / Opponent​
SNOG Winner(s)​
Result​
42Jan. 4 vs DevilsLadyStanleySharks 3-2
43Jan. 7 vs VGKweastern biasVGK 4-2
44Jan. 10 at UtahnoneHockey Club 2-1
45Jan. 11 vs Wildweastern biasWild 3-1
46Jan. 14 at Red WingsnoneSharks 6-3
47Jan. 16 at Blue Jacketsweastern biasBlue Jackets 4-1
48Jan. 18 at IslandersTheBeardIslanders 4-1
49Jan. 20 at BruinsnoneBruins 6-3
50Jan. 21 at PredatorsnonePredators 7-5
51Jan. 23 vs PredatorsGreat Makohead ShorkPredators 6-5
52Jan. 25 vs PanthersSJSharksfan39Panthers 7-2
53Jan. 27 vs PenguinsnoneSharks 2-1
54Jan. 30 at KrakennoneKraken 6-2
55Feb. 4 vs CanadiensnoneCanadiens 4-3
56Feb. 6 vs CanucksnoneCanucks 2-1
57Feb. 8 vs StarsnoneStars 8-3
58Feb. 23 at FlamesStar PlatinumFlames 3-2
59Feb. 24 at JetsnoneJets 2-1 OT
60Feb. 27 at CanadiensbullsluggCanadiens 4-3 OT
61Mar. 1 at SenatorsSJSharksfan39Senators 5-3
62Mar. 3 at Maple LeafsnoneSharks 3-2 SO
63Mar. 4 at SabresnoneSharks 6-2
64Mar. 6 at AvalanchenoneAvalanche 7-3
65Mar. 8 vs IslandersPattyLafontaineIslanders 4-2
66Mar. 11 vs PredatorsPattyLafontainePredators 3-2
67Mar. 13 vs Blackhawksnone - dead forumSharks 4-2
68Mar. 15 vs CapitalsnoneCapitals 5-1
69Mar. 20 vs HurricanesnoneHurricanes 3-1
70Mar. 22 vs BruinsnoneSharks 3-1
71Mar. 27 vs Maple LeafsnoneSharks 6-5 SO
72Mar. 29 vs RangersnoneRangers 6-1
73Mar. 30 at KingsTw1sterKings 8-1
74Apr. 1 at DucksnoneDucks 4-3 SO
75Apr. 3 vs OilersnoneOilers 3-2
76Apr. 5 vs KrakennoneKraken 5-1
77Apr. 7 vs FlamesOriginal22Flames 3-2
78Apr. 9 at WildnoneWild 8-7 OT
79Apr. 11 at OilersPattyLafontaineOilers 4-2
80Apr. 13 at FlamesMackAttack71Flames 5-2

Rank
2024-25 SNOG standings​
# of SNOGs
T-1.PattyLafontaine, weastern bias6
3.SJSharksfan394
T-4.bullslugg, MackAttack71, Timo Time3
T-7.bluefunnel, coooldude2
T-9.anthonyyy, Friday, Great Makohead Shork, LadyStanley, Original22, sharks_dynasty, Star Platinum, TheBeard, TheBigDrunkPanda, timorous me, Tw1ster1
 
I'm already checked out and irritated. 3rd period woes strike back once again and this is no longer just a "roster sucks balls" problem and indicative of a bigger issue at this point. Anyway see y'all next game.
 
This team can be accused of Tanking for a better draft pick, but they really do look bad. I mean it's fun to see Celebrini and Smith and Calgary is playing desperate, but I don't think the Sharks can help it being bad. I really hope next year they show improvement to being good.
Doesn't help when most of the players are sort of checked out.
 
There’s something really funny to me about people getting worried *now* about this team. Like, guys, we traded half the team away, a bunch of the guys left are injured, our goalies are a rookie and that fish that sings Don’t Worry Be Happy… what is the expectation here? Our only NHL defenseman is Liljegren and the ghost of Vlasic and Rutta.

Be happy that this team has been as fun as it has this year — but don’t expect them to clinch worst place in the league and then somehow magically beat teams fighting for their playoff lives. It’s a miracle we even keep it close.
 
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There’s something really funny to me about people getting worried *now* about this team. Like, guys, we traded half the team away, a bunch of the guys left are injured, are goalies are a rookie and that fish that sings Don’t Worry Be Happy… what is the expectation here? Our only NHL defenseman is Liljegren and the ghost of Vlasic and Rutta.

Be happy that this team has been as fun as it has this year — but don’t expect them to clinch worst place in the league and then somehow magically beat teams fighting for their playoff lives. It’s a miracle we even keep it close.
Can’t wait to be on the winning end of these one goal games.
 
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