GDT: Game 76: New York Rangers vs New Jersey Devils, 7pm ET (Game is on TNT or Max)

[Profet]

Rangers hate breakaways.

They are the kings of odd man rushes without shots on goal.

 

[Svenhart2008]

Watch the puck - right as he's about to shoot, you see it wobble a bit due to the end of period ice, heh. Just bad luck, there.

It was still funny as hell….

 

[HatTrick Swayze]

NHL sure knows how to suck the fun out of everything. You know the officials had a mandate to “keep this one in check” and 100% by the book.

Ironically for the NYR from a hockey perspective there was a lot of addition by subtraction w those 4.

 

[Rangers in 7]

LOL. That vesey breakaway attempt

 

[Brutananadilewski]

JFK would still be alive if Vesey was the shooter

Poor Jackie, though.

 

[Atax]

I mean, you can say that.

All I'm saying with Zibanejad is maybe don't call him a cuck, effeminate, or make fun of him for having a child.

Go outside.

What about burgers. Please let use meme the steak and burgers.

 

[Tob]

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

Our PP is 4th in the league.

In spite of him. Rangers get another PP, Zib turns it over, leaves the ice, rangers score.

 

[LeetchisGod]

Laf's ascendance is the best thing about this season.

 

[Profet]

I mean, you can say that.

All I'm saying with Zibanejad is maybe don't call him a cuck, effeminate, or make fun of him for having a child.

Go outside.

Can we mock his hair?

 

[bl02]

Good hustle by Roslovic

Roslovic>>>Patioready

 

[Kords]

Technically Rempe ended the Devils season after his first ejection. They sucked ever since that emasculation. He hammered the final nail in tonight when they literally threw just to save face.

Vengeance. Sweet Vengeance.

 

[Machinehead]

What about burgers. Please let use meme the steak and burgers.

Actually he loves burgers.

Can we mock his hair?

If you deem fit.

 

[KennyWu]

What are the chances we can get our playoff opponents to partake in a line brawl to start the game?

 

[AirGut]

I gotta give Lavi a ton of credit for keeping us united together despite Travis Green and the Devils antics. Gallant would've froze up and just stood there

 

[haveandare]

I mean, you can say that.

All I'm saying with Zibanejad is maybe don't call him a cuck, effeminate, or make fun of him for having a child.

Go outside.

but he ate a soybean once six years ago so until he eats the raw liver of a bull moose his estrogen levels are off the charts

 

[Chytilmania]

Pretty sure Zibs downfall has been the lack of LOTR in the game threads.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

I mean, you can say that.

All I'm saying with Zibanejad is maybe don't call him a cuck, effeminate, or make fun of him for having a child.

Go outside.

Can we call still call him a p***y?

 

[Bob Richards]

I honestly dont think I've seen a shot miss on a breakaway that wildly before.

I've seen some good ones but Jimbo put that puck into the stratosphere.

If it wasn't for the netting some peanut vendor trying to make money for his oafish son's karate lessons would've been cut down in his prime. MSG would have to give him a viking funeral. Jimmy would have to shoot the flaming arrow and probably miss that too.

 

[Svenhart2008]

Can we mock his hair?

It’s majestic, what is wrong with you.

 

[gabevh3]

How elated are you that Goodrow and Trouba both got tossed to start the game lmao

Our slowest players to boot got the boot

 

[Greg02]

Do you guys think Zibenejad knows about the whole vegan thing?

 

[Machinehead]

Can we call still call him a p***y?

Sure, fine. That's just a name that you call people. You know, if you feel that way.

It's at least not deeply personal and weird.

 

[bl02]

Whoever Miller had in that brawl he was about to absolutely kill him.

 

[noncents]

game isn't f***ing over. we've seen NYR have bad 1st periods and find it entirely after 1st period.

no slacking here