GDT: Game 76: Los Angeles Kings @ Utah Hockey Club | 4/3/2025 7:00 p.m. MDT | Utah16

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Once upon a time, there was a player named Jack McBain. Of noble birth, he was born in Toronto, son of King Andrew. As a wee lad, he represented the Don Mills Flyers of the Greater Toronto Hockey League. Coveted by the Barrie Colts, he rejected them, electing to play for the Toronto Jr. Canadiens of the OJHL to maintain his eligibility for the NCAA.

Upon his arrival in Chestnut Hill, he encountered a wise woman, who informed him of a young woman named Rosamund, in an enchanted sleep hidden somewhere in the Kelley Rink. Over the course of the next four years, he dedicated himself to her, representing the Eagles. Unable to find her, at the end of his tenure in Chestnut Hill, he traveled to Beijing to seek advice. The wise men of Sweden provided him guidance, sending him home afterwards. Unhappy with the advice, he traveled to Finland and Latvia the following year, and defeated a dragon in order to gain his golden touch.

With his newfound golden touch, he was able to revive the sleeping Rosamund and take her to Arizona for a brief while prior to bringing her to Utah with him. Braving the tall trees, brambles, and thorns, he entered Delta Castle, ascending to its throne. His mother, secretly an ogress, demands that queen be served to her in a dish. The kind-hearted cook substitutes a lamb for the queen, which satisfies her at first, Rosamund being hidden by the cook's wife and maid. However, she soon discovered the cook's trick and prepares a tub in the courtyard filled with vipers.

King Andrew visits Delta Castle unexpectedly, and the ogress queen, her true nature having been exposed, throws herself into the tub and is fully consumed by the vipers. King Jack, Queen Rosamund, and their new child then live happily ever after.
 
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Well we found out Gunther can shoot with a fishbowl on

Ah... those are no fun to wear. I'd rather wear a cage.

I was actually looking into it earlier in the NHL rules. Metal protective equipment is illegal, but I seem to recall from about 10 years ago that the rule extended to also banning cages, but the language has changed slightly to indicate a player with a facial injury can wear a full facemask of "approved design."
 
Return to recline....

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