GDT: Game #71: Stars @ Oilers - 8 PM - SNW

[GrumpyKoala]

Need a baseball coach to teach Stu to slide.

Wow that was slow--well, no rush I guess.

But coach... He can't even steal the first base...

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Otter can run hot and cold. But when he's on, the guy can steal hockey games. That's happening tonight. Meanwhile Dallas finishers need fewer chances to convert with two high talent guys burying theirs.

And Skinner runs cold or colder.

Not sure how these idiots never upgraded on him.

Fatso cant move left to right if his life depended on it.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Kings are salivating right now. This team isn't a threat to anyone but itself.

Good job, BowJack.

 

[McFlash97]

Fn Dallas getting above average goaltending vs we're getting 1 goal against every 6 shots goaltending.

Thats the difference.

Fxxx this turd in net. Scheduled loss. Knoblauch is starting to piss me off by telling us Skinner is still the Oilers starter.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Stuart Skinner might be the physical embodiment of why NHL goalies aren’t just Sumo wrestlers.

 

[MoontoScott]

Imagine being borderline overweight and slow as shit and shilling for Pizza 73. Your agent is doing you no favours. Maybe Ozempic or SlimFast should be more your style you immobile walrus.

You just described all my uncles.

 

[KlefDown]

Another sub .800% performance incoming

 

[Moregoalspls]

Kings are salivating right now. This team isn't a threat to anyone but itself.

Good job, BowJack.

No way the Oilers are ever scared of the kings

 

[OilyAlbertan]

Cant wait to be 80 years old telling stories of how we wasted mcdavids career with stuart shitter in net

 

[BlackDogg]

There's not even hope of a comeback with Skinner. What a great year

 

[Moregoalspls]

Hell of a dive by skinner lol

 

[Kerberos]

The Kings are gonna score 10 a game against this sieve in the playoffs lol.

Skinner is not an NHL quality goaltender.

 

[GrumpyKoala]

Skinner, the other one, is on fire thoo.
Coach probably mad about it ..

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

No way the Oilers are ever scared of the kings

It's not the Kings I'd be worried about. This team's greatest enemy is itself.

 

[OilyAlbertan]

f*** charles barkley for cursing us

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Wish Skinner would "dig in"

 

[Pip]

Kings are salivating right now. This team isn't a threat to anyone but itself.

Good job, BowJack.

This team is dominating Dallas without McDavid, Draisaitl and Kane/Frederic. However the goaltending is shitting the bed

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

And Skinner runs cold or colder.

Not sure how these idiots never upgraded on him.

Fatso cant move left to right if his life depended on it.

Get what you pay for. Better drafting and development team took Otter as a late first round pick. Edmonton recycles old guys and now runs a mid-level flawed prospect instead of investing in the most important position in the game. Different organizational philosophies. The Oil one is a losing bet.

 

[wpgallday1960]

Imagine being borderline overweight and slow as shit and shilling for Pizza 73. Your agent is doing you no favours. Maybe Ozempic or SlimFast should be more your style you immobile walrus.

I have to admit he looks pretty snappy in that bumpkin hat on his California closets commercial

 

[Salvaged Ship]

Hell of a dive by skinner lol

Looked like he was shot lol

 

[TB12]

Skinner's family will be by shortly to say why it's not his fault and how we're ruining the boards by calling him/them names. Pathetic.

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

lol @ this PP

 

[TB12]

Get what you pay for. Better drafting and development team took Otter as a late first round pick. Edmonton recycles old guys and now runs a mid-level flawed prospect instead of investing in the most important position in the game. Different organizational philosophies. The Oil one is a losing bet.

Lotta big words to say that Skinner sucks.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

This team is dominating Dallas without McDavid, Draisaitl and Kane/Frederic. However the goaltending is shitting the bed

I see zero goals on the board. Can't even bitch about the refs as we are on our third PP. Too many useless pylons in the lineup.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Get what you pay for. Better drafting and development team took Otter as a late first round pick. Edmonton recycles old guys and now runs a mid-level flawed prospect instead of investing in the most important position in the game. Different organizational philosophies. The Oil one is a losing bet.

Hes getting paid 2.6m

Why is he performing worse than most 1m per year goalies.