GDT: Game #71: Stars @ Oilers - 8 PM - SNW

[LTIR]

Another Bouchard minus... should've gone down the tunnel bruh

 

[McHelpus]

I'm going shave off that mustache and feed it to justin schwartz

 

[GMofOilers]

Not my fault skinner

 

[OilyAlbertan]

The kings are going to FEAST in a month on this geriatric walrus looking f***head

 

[Ibanez]

One team has a legit starter.

We didn’t play ours

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Ahh must be nice to have an actual starting goalie

We have one- Calvin Pickard

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

It’s still funny and sad to me that the best goalie of the Mcdavid era has been a 40 year old Mike Smith

Talbot was better. 2016-17 Talbot was really damn good.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

I think Skinner practised with a 3 foot wide net his whole life.

Skinner is 3 feet wide, so it makes sense that he never had to move laterally.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Otter can run hot and cold. But when he's on, the guy can steal hockey games. That's happening tonight. Meanwhile Dallas finishers need fewer chances to convert with two high talent guys burying theirs.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Skinner is so flipping slow

It’s kinda crazy that one of his greatest and most known weaknesses last year and previous years was cross-crease mobility and somehow he got SLOWER.

 

[Pip]

This game is either 0-0 or 0-1 with Pickard in net and I’m not even a huge fan of his game

 

[Moregoalspls]

It’s still funny and sad to me that the best goalie of the Mcdavid era has been a 40 year old Mike Smith

It's probably Talbot but yeah

 

[Louis Cypher]

Skinner can't do anywhere near the splits so he really has no chance on anything cross crease. Otenger had the exact same play and he saved it easy because he can get his legs apart far enough to cover the post. Skinner tries but he legs don't go that far apart so he just flops onto his ass and leaves it wide open. We are f***ed.

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Skinner is slow he'd lose to both the hare AND the tortoise

 

[GrumpyKoala]

I'm calling sick tomorrow...

 

[sepHF]

That was quite the play by Rantanen

Looks like Arvidsson even got stick on puck on that Hintz pass but it still found Robertson. Tough break on that one

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Goal happened b/c of a putrid line change. No way shape or form was it on Bouchard. That spot on the ice was abandoned by a change on their possession

The same fans that blame everything on Bouchard are the same ones blaming Nurse for every goal when he was paired with Ceci because Ceci was in the middle of nowhere and not even in the frame so they assumed it was Nurse's fault.

 

[MoontoScott]

Need a baseball coach to teach Stu to slide.

Wow that was slow--well, no rush I guess.

 

[iCanada]

You very rarely have basically the same chance at both ends

I mean, our chance was both quicker and a wider angle pass - much more dangerous.

Or should be. Just one Goaltender can read the play and move laterally and the other can't.

 

[TB12]

Imagine being borderline overweight and slow as shit and shilling for Pizza 73. Your agent is doing you no favours. Maybe Ozempic or SlimFast should be more your style you immobile walrus.

 

[VainGretzky]

LOL at watching that walrus trying to move side to side in his crease

Hey, pro tip, maybe workout in the summer instead of showing up at my golf course with your loser buddies, demanding free rounds of golf. Pathetic.

This game is a typical night in, night out for Skinner gives up a goal 1st 5 shots. Then the other team throws shots right at him and then gives up another right when he hits .900 in the game

 

[Moregoalspls]

Otter can run hot and cold. But when he's on, the guy can steal hockey games. That's happening tonight. Meanwhile Dallas finishers need fewer chances to convert with two high talent guys burying theirs.

It's like our goalie, when he's hot he might win a game with an over 0.900

 

[foshizzle]

Bouchard sucks, man. He really sucks. I don't care if he can pass nice because he sucks so much. He can't even shoot anymore. Look at him without McDavid and Draisaitl. Have a really long look.

Your opinion is so so bad. I’m not going to bother posting his analytics and underlying metrics. Like I said- you must of missed his zone exits in the first period or his neutral zone transition defence. I guess Ekholm sucks too because that 2nd goal was on him. Oh, by the way- Bouchard produces no matter who he is on the ice with- but facts right?

 

[nexttothemoon]

Can't expect Skinner to make those super hard saves where he has to actually move... why can't teams just put more muffins to the crest ffs.

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Imagine being borderline overweight and slow as shit and shilling for Pizzq 73. Maybe Ozempic or SlimFast should be more your style you immobile walrus.

Crappy goalie for crappy pizza