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GDT: Game # 68 - New York Rangers vs Pittsburgh Penguins - 7pm EST, MSG

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New York Rangers vs Pittsburgh Penguins
7pm EST - MSG

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these are almost elimination game exhibitions for the rangers. pens couldnt be more desperate, rangers could virtually shut the door on any chance of being caught and save themselves having to sweat out a race to the finish.

think we all know the rangers never, ever, take the easy way to a playoff series win. 6 games minimum and most go 7 when they win - no matter how many chances they get to close them out before then. would love to see this team keep building their level of play and chemistry, and for once show signs of a killer instinct that will deliver a knockout blow when an opponent is on the ropes.

at the same time its just 2 reg season games, but given time of year and standings they definitely mean a little more. wont mean they do or dont have that killer instinct regardless of how they go, but would feel a hell of a lot more confident if they showed signs of it now.
 
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The sun had barely risen when the cavemen set out on their mission of revenge. They had heard tales of a colony of penguins that had been plaguing the land with their icy breath and stealing food from the nearby villages. It was time for the cavemen to show these flightless birds who ruled the land.

The journey was long and treacherous. The cavemen trudged through snowdrifts and climbed steep mountains, their only weapons being their clubs and sharpened spears. But they were determined to avenge their previous defeat and put an end to the penguins' reign of terror.

As they drew closer to the penguin colony, they could hear the squawks and cries of the birds. The cavemen split into groups and began to sneak up on the colony from all sides. They were well-prepared, having studied the penguins' habits and weaknesses, and soon they were upon them.

The battle was fierce and chaotic. The penguins may have been small, but they were swift and nimble, darting in and out of the cavemen's reach with their sharp beaks and flapping wings. The cavemen, on the other hand, were powerful and relentless, swinging their clubs and thrusting their spears with all their might.

The fighting continued for hours, with neither side gaining the upper hand. But finally, as the sun began to set, the cavemen broke through the penguins' defenses and forced them back into their icy lair.

Inside the lair, the penguins fought with renewed ferocity. They were cornered and desperate, and they knew that they had to defend their home at all costs. But the cavemen were relentless, and they fought their way deeper and deeper into the penguins' stronghold.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the cavemen emerged victorious. They had defeated the penguins and driven them from their lands, reclaiming their territory and their honor.

The cavemen celebrated their hard-fought victory with a great feast, roasting fish and lentils over an open flame and singing songs of triumph and glory. Patrick Kane, who had been malnourished and weak before the battle, had regained his strength and was hailed as a hero among his fellow cavemen.

As the night wore on and the fire burned low, the cavemen knew that they had accomplished something truly great. They had defeated their greatest enemy and proven that they were the mightiest warriors in all the land. And as they drifted off to sleep, with the sound of the penguins' squawks still ringing in their ears, they knew that they were truly alive.
 
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The sun had barely risen when the cavemen set out on their mission of revenge. They had heard tales of a colony of penguins that had been plaguing the land with their icy breath and stealing food from the nearby villages. It was time for the cavemen to show these flightless birds who ruled the land.

The journey was long and treacherous. The cavemen trudged through snowdrifts and climbed steep mountains, their only weapons being their clubs and sharpened spears. But they were determined to avenge their previous defeat and put an end to the penguins' reign of terror.

As they drew closer to the penguin colony, they could hear the squawks and cries of the birds. The cavemen split into groups and began to sneak up on the colony from all sides. They were well-prepared, having studied the penguins' habits and weaknesses, and soon they were upon them.

The battle was fierce and chaotic. The penguins may have been small, but they were swift and nimble, darting in and out of the cavemen's reach with their sharp beaks and flapping wings. The cavemen, on the other hand, were powerful and relentless, swinging their clubs and thrusting their spears with all their might.

The fighting continued for hours, with neither side gaining the upper hand. But finally, as the sun began to set, the cavemen broke through the penguins' defenses and forced them back into their icy lair.

Inside the lair, the penguins fought with renewed ferocity. They were cornered and desperate, and they knew that they had to defend their home at all costs. But the cavemen were relentless, and they fought their way deeper and deeper into the penguins' stronghold.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the cavemen emerged victorious. They had defeated the penguins and driven them from their lands, reclaiming their territory and their honor.

The cavemen celebrated their hard-fought victory with a great feast, roasting fish and lentils over an open flame and singing songs of triumph and glory. Patrick Kane, who had been malnourished and weak before the battle, had regained his strength and was hailed as a hero among his fellow cavemen.

As the night wore on and the fire burned low, the cavemen knew that they had accomplished something truly great. They had defeated their greatest enemy and proven that they were the mightiest warriors in all the land. And as they drifted off to sleep, with the sound of the penguins' squawks still ringing in their ears, they knew that they were truly alive.
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Put the bong down.
 
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Time to blast these fools and send a message to the league.

Beat em back to back at home and Florida could be 1 point behind them.

If the Rangers can play 60 min at 85% of how they played in the first half of the game against the Caps, this will be a blowout.

The template is there. They've done it. Go out and execute it again.

Refs, stay out of it.
 
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This is the game the refs are more likely to stay out of, as Saturday’s game is nationally televised.

Rangers have to take advantage of that and snag 2 points tonight.
 
Once upon a time in the freezing tundras of Antarctica, a group of superheroes called "The Blue Rangers" were fighting against a tribe of dissident penguins. The penguins, led by their corrupt Emperor Gary that had infiltrated the black & white nation, were spoiled and refused to share their icebergs with the other inhabitants of the land. They had a general named Big nose Mario and his little annoying sidekick Crybaby Sid was always stirring up some trouble as well.
The Blue Rangers, led by their fearless leader Capitano Clothesliner Jakub, were determined to stop the penguins and restore peace to the icy kingdom. Quick Turnover Panini, the Taxidriver Patrick, Hide & Seek Chris, the sly Fox Norris, Russki Tank, SoyBoy Mika, My cousin Vinny, Bloody Ryan, Czar Igor, and the blossoming quintet of young gun Avengers were all geared up for battle. They fought valiantly on the blue ice over a black rubber circle, but the birds held the upper hand.
But before the Blue Rangers could launch their counterattack, a group of blind zebras appeared, claiming to be the neutral party trying to negotiate peace. However, the zebras were actually bribed by Sithlord Gary, who promised them a lifetime supply of fresh Icefish (Champsocephalus gunnari) - which was a tuxedoed fowl favourite.
Despite this setback, the Blue Rangers fought valiantly against the penguins, using their cosmopolitan superpowers to create giant ice blasts and snow storms. My cousin Vinny even used his legal expertise acquired in the swamps outside Gotham to file a lawsuit against Gary for his corrupt actions. The Courts took no notice a Garys corruption and nepotism plagued the Nation into silent submission.
Just when the Blue Rangers were about to emerge victorious, a mean leopard seal appeared out of nowhere and devoured all the birds, leaving the Blue Rangers and the penguins stunned. The big whales, orcas, albatrosses, Kraken, and walruses who had been watching the battle from afar applauded the seal for its impressive performance.
As chaos ensued, GG, the hideous bone-chewing cavedweller with 99% archaic blood, emerged as the unlikely hero. He single-handedly fought off the leopard seal, using his bone-chewing skills to distract the beast.
In the end, peace was finally restored in the realm, and the Blue Rangers and the penguins learned to coexist peacefully. And as for the hideous Pre-neanderthal GG, well, he may have found a new job driving Pat's Southern Sea taxi. It was a good day to be a Ranger. And they lived to see another day as the sun began to disappear for another 6 month day of darkness. THE END


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