GDT: Game 67 - Winnipeg Jets @ Tampa Bay Lightning - Sunday, March 12th, 2023 - 6:00pm CDT - TSN - CJOB/Power 97

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The Winnipeg Jets play their second game in two nights in the Sunshine State as they take on the Tampa Bay Lightning at Amalie Arena at 6:00pm. The Jets are coming off of a 5-4 overtime win against Paul Maurice's Florida Panthers and are now 37-26-3 on the season and 3-5-2 in their last ten games. The Lightning also played last night, a 3-1 victory over the Chicago Blackhawks and are 39-21-6 on the year and 3-4-3 in their last ten games. Can our coach's creativity cause KFC to capitalize on Cooper's recent catastrophe or does David's delicate demeanor dictate disaster? Can @GeorgeJETson get justice or does @macmaroon's Mom mock him too? These questions and probably a few more may be answered in tonight's game...

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I have never been to Florida, so I know very little about the state and it's cities, so let's explore the Tampa Bay region in the latest instalment of...

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Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon first arrived in the Tampa Bay area in 1513, but it wasn't until after the territory became part of the United States in 1845 that the development of the Tampa Bay region began.

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Safety Harbor Resort and Spa, the state’s only natural mineral spa resort, is referred to as the place where “healing waters flow.” Since opening in 1925, visitors claim that soaking in the waters have healed various ailments and diseases. Joint and muscle related problems often ease up due to the rich mineral content which includes silica. In 1539 Hernando de Soto discovered these natural mineral waters. He believed them to be the fountain of youth missed by Ponce de Leon. He named these springs “Espiritu Santo Springs” which translates to “Springs of the Holy Spirit.”

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In the 1880s Cuban cigar magnate Vicente Martinez Ybor moved his operations from Key West to a patch of scrub just east of downtown close to the port. Henry B. Plant’s newly arrived railroad carried Ybor’s cigars to market in New York and beyond. Soon Tampa Bay had grown from a tiny town to a major metropolis and became a magnet for Cuban, Spanish, German, Italian and Jewish immigrants. At its peak, Tampa Bay produced 500 million cigars a year, earning the nickname Cigar City. You'll still find Cuban masters rolling hand-made cigars in Ybor City just like they have since that first one in 1886.

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One of the craziest facts about Tampa is that summers here often come with intense storms! For that reason, the city is often referred to as The Lightning Capital of the World. Want to know another peculiar fact? The state of Florida averages 10 deaths annually from lightning strikes. Even more curiously, only 10% of those struck by lightning die.

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As the story goes, Hank Ballard, the man who wrote the song Chubby Checker turned into a smash hit, was inspired by seeing African American teen-agers dancing on Central Avenue during its heyday in the 1950s. "The Twist" was the B-side of its record, but quickly became a national sensation when Checker performed it on "American Bandstand." And a dance craze was born. Check out Perry Harvey Sr. Park to learn more. You’ll find a sculpture memorializing Ballard and “The Twist” at the entrance to Perry Harvey Sr. Park.

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Pre-fabricated housing started in Ybor City. Ever the efficiency expert, Don Vicente Ybor needed a quick way to house the throngs of cigar workers pouring into Tampa Bay. He ordered small, simple homes ("casitas") that could arrive by train partially built and be assembled in about a week. Workers had the monthly mortgage deducted directly from their pay. You can still see some of the original casitas when you visit the Ybor City Museum State Park.

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You can visit Cuba without a passport. For more than 50 years, José Martí Park in Ybor City was the only piece of Cuban-owned property in the United States. The park, which is protected by international treaty, still belongs to the Cuban people. Pass through its gates, and you’re standing on Cuban soil. The park commemorates Cuban poet and revolutionary Jose Marti who survived an assassination attempt in Tampa Bay. Marti found both moral and financial support for his rebellion among Tampa Bay's wealthy cigar workers.

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The world's biggest pirate invasion happens every January, when the upstanding residents of Tampa Bay go slightly nuts and become pirates for the day. Led by the spirit of mythical pirate José Gaspar, members of Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla sail their three-masted caravel, the José Gasparilla, into downtown, guns blazing. The invaders hustle the mayor for the key to the city and, having received it, launch the third-biggest parade in the country along Tampa Bay's showcase Bayshore Boulevard. The parade kicks off two months of parties, parades and festivals that make up Gasparilla Season.

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Step off the TECO Historic Streetcar near Ybor City's Centennial Park, and there's a good chance the first sound to greet your ears will be "cock-a-doodle-doo!" It won't take long to find the source -- wild chickens strutting their stuff in Ybor City's streets and parks. They are the descendants of the flocks kept as backyard egg-layers and Sunday night dinners by generations of Ybor City residents, a direct link back to the earliest days of the neighborhood. Take all the photos you want, but please leave the birds in peace: They're protected by city ordinance.

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The Sunshine Skyway Bridge is a cable-stayed bridge that connects St. Petersburg with Terra Ceia. The 4.14-mi-long, high-level bridge has a middle section suspended by two enormous pylons. This allows the passage of big ships underneath. The bridge’s incline makes driving on it quite exhilarating.

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If you visit any beaches in the Sarasota area, you will likely notice beach goers using a weird looking shovel, attempting to dig for something, although it is not your typical seashell. Venice, Florida is “the shark tooth capital of the world.” Millions of years ago, Florida was submerged with water, and although most of the sharks disappeared, the fossilized teeth remain! Casperan Beach is one of your best bets for finding these prehistoric treasures – visiting early in the morning or after a storm is the best time.

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Myakka River State Park in beautiful Sarasota is one of Florida’s oldest parks. It is definitely one to add to your Gulf Coast bucket list as you can do just about anything here, from hiking leafy trails, taking a narrated gator cruise, enjoying a leisurely bike stroll, or taking a walk along the treetops via the 76 foot tall canopy walkway (the 1st in Florida). A cruise aboard the Gator Gal is a must – not only is it the largest airboat in the world, but the tour guides are super knowledgeable and entertaining. And, it is one of your best bets if you want to see a gator (safely) during your vacation. Not to mention – the views of Upper Myakka Lake are amazing.

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The sand at Siesta Key Beach is 99% pure quartz. It is the softest and whitest sand you will ever step foot on. Siesta is the ultimate getaway for anyone seeking a relaxing day on the Gulf – it doesn’t get much better than this. And better yet, it is one of the widest stretches of sand in the area so you actually have room to spread out a bit.

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Port Tampa Bay is the biggest port in Florida. Next to that, it’s the closest full-service port to the Panama Canal. Port Tampa Bay is also one of the top cruise ports in America, with Miami being the largest. Four different cruise lines leave from Tampa, including Carnival Cruise Lines and Royal Caribbean International.

With just 12 ft. (3.65 m) of depth, Tampa Bay is unbelievably shallow. The local government had to dredge the manmade channels in order to allow ships in. Even with that extra “help”, Tampa Bay’s main shipping channel isn’t that deep– just 43 ft. (13 m). Barely enough to provide a safe passage for large ships.

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On the first day of 1914, the first passenger flight worldwide took off from St. Petersburg and landed about 17 mi (27 km) away – in Tampa. If this Tampa fact doesn’t surprise you, maybe this will: the first paying customer was Abram Pheil, the then mayor of St. Pete. The flight lasted 23 minutes and cost five dollars.

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Tampa Bay is chock-full of Florida’s official marine mammal – manatees. They’re especially abundant in winter and spring. You can spot the graceful creatures, together with the occasional dolphin, in the Hillsborough River. They gather around the TECO Manatee Viewing Center south of town. Go to the observation deck as it provides a fantastic vantage point for watching them chill in the warm water of the Big Bend power plant.

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If you thought Italy, France, or Spain had the largest private wine collections in the world, you’d be wrong. Next to perfectly aged steaks and a world-famous dessert room, Bern’s Steak House in Tampa prides itself on a wine collection of over 600,000 bottles.

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Terry Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan, is a retired professional wrestler and TV personality. Tampa-born, Hogan started his wrestling career in 1977. He gained international recognition in 1983 when he signed with the World Wrestling Federation.

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Downtown Tampa’s Bayshore Blvd, at 4.5 miles long, earns the title of “the world’s longest continuous sidewalk.” This gorgeous recreational path, used by cyclists, joggers, and walkers alike, is lined with palm trees and features never ending views of the bay. Beautiful views of the Tampa skyline and lovely historic mansions lining the street give your eyes even more to look at. To add to the excitement, dolphin and manatee sightings are a common occurrence during the early morning hours! Bayshore Blvd. is a picturesque place for any type of workout. If you want to challenge yourself even further, you can test out your strength & agility on the fitness stations located along the course.

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Despite the area’s scorching heat and humidity and seemingly endless days of oppressive heat, the temperature has actually never reached 100 degrees! The record is actually 99 degrees, although that is not to say that the temp feels well over 100 with the heat index on an almost constant basis during the brutal summer season. On the other hand, the record high in nearby St. Pete reached 100 degrees back in 1995.

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Let's hope Winnipeg scorches the Bolts tonight! Go Jets Go! :hockey:

Thanks to: 50 Fun Facts About Tampa, 33 Cool and Interesting Facts About Tampa • 33 Travel Tips, 11 Things to Know about Tampa Bay, 19 Fun Facts (you may not know) about Tampa Bay and 15 things you didn't know about Tampa, FL
 

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Thanks @ macmaroon!

Another super interesting (to me) installment. Manatees are cool but Coelacanths rule. We will need a COELACANTH UPRISING this evening.

I'm looking at you:

- Nino (hates bullshit, plays game like Mack truck)
- Namestnikovhausmcgoalpounder (sneaky, effective, wins)
- Any new D (Samberg - a well rested superior replacement for large herbivorous players)
- BSD (channel your 1965 Terry Sawchuk and 1957 Gump Worsley)

Gump and Terry are watching from Valhöll (hall of the fallen), so make this good lads.

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Tips for Jets:

Do: Wheel, snipe, celly
BSD: Cover the puck. Ergo.. nimbly reach forward and grasp the puck with your glove,
killing the play
Do NOT: skate like a galvanized manatee

P.S. I have a weird craving for some fossilized shark teeth.
 
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kanadalainen

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Tampa! Should you call upon thy Pat Buffoon,
To face our Jets with Lumbering pace,
And to Easymount our game with Perried goon
While our patchwork D doth give a full chase.
I grant, sweet boardlings, thy Tamp’d intent
Deserves the travail of a worthier pen,
Yet what of thee thy Kutcherov doth invent
They play us B2B so lets play Big Save again.
Lend Nino thy bullshitless game, let him rip at Vasil’s head
Intensity thy name Shuffles and his stickwork doth give
Pearls found in Fly’s passes, speed and grace doth he wed
Not much praise to Name but in he, we doth live.
Then Go! Yon Jets, win this for what we doth say,
Activate thou Coelacanth and thou thyself dost much pay.
 
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The injuries in the beginning of the season seemed to embolden the team. Maybe we go on a run again.

That's the dream right? Losing JoMo should do serious damage to our hopes, but sometimes it goes the other way. We started going down the drain when we got some big names back from injury this season...sports be crazy. Fingers crossed...
 

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Will you be travelling to this one?

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I was seriously considering it but I have hockey at the same time and I've really had shit luck wth I've time over the past 6 months. I like to play 3x a week but with tournaments, cancelations and travel I've been playing like 4x a month so I loathe to give up an ice time

That's the dream right? Losing JoMo should do serious damage to our hopes, but sometimes it goes the other way. We started going down the drain when we got some big names back from injury this season...sports be crazy. Fingers crossed...
I'd definitely have Capobianco and Samberg in but you know Stanley ain't going anywhere.

At least Capo has some decent offensive instincts
 

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Namestnikov was drafted as a C, wonder if he could still play it? If not I guess stenny gets the assignment for 3c?
 

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Jesus a single ticket on the blueline in the 100s is $900

This reminds me of the scene in Beverly Hills Cop II, where Foley orders a Coke, and the bartender tells him that it'll be $7.

Foley's reaction is my reaction except I could get a hell of a lot more for $900 :laugh:
 
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