GDT: Game 64: New York Rangers vs New Jersey Devils, 7pm ET, MSG

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Folks, I've been told the Blues gave up on the season. They're up 2-0 against the Bruins.

thats because the Bruins are frauds

 

[will1066]

Roslovic deprived of Gingras

 

[Daves a mess]

Zibanejad you f***ing suck

Bro....

If he sees this.

 

[BleedBlueNYR]

Mika hasn't scored 5 on 5 in 30? I knew he was bad 5vs5 but that's awful.

How are you a first line center and go that long? He could get lucky and score by deflection or a puck bouncing off his skate but that would require him going to the net and he would never do that.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Mika no points in 6 games. Don’t worry guys, it’s Mika March.

Get him the f*** off the PP and put Laf there.

 

[Tob]

McDermitt needs to go after Zibanejad. Rempe is playing some of the highest impact and efficiency hockey the NHL has ever seen. Zibanejad is the goon.

 

[Daves a mess]

Leave the house: up 1 nothing.

Come back: 0-0

What, they went back another hour?!

Keep going and we'll win 4-0

 

[Leonardo87]

Mika no points in 6 games. Don’t worry guys, it’s Mika March.

Get him the f*** off the PP and put Laf there.

When Sam and Joe call you out that’s not good. Sam also said 1 goal at ES in 30 games, woof.

 

[will1066]

Pidto looks like a goblin

 

[RangerLifer]

Zibanejad you f***ing suck

I want to give him a smack to wake his ass up.

 

[CLW]

Kakko always forgets to keep skating when he is trying to steal a puck.

Someone needs to tell him the more he moves his feet the richer he will get.

 

[I Eat Crow]

When Sam and Joe call you out that’s not good. Sam also said 1 goal at ES in 30 games, woof.

The higher ups are noticing. I love Sam and Joe but they wouldn't drop that nugget to the general population unsolicited.

Hmm...

 

[savebyrichter94]

Primos is better than Jersey Mikes

This is not a paid endorsement

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Keep going and we'll win 4-0

How many slices can one man eat?!

Fine, beer it is! Looks like somebody is calling out sick tomorrow!

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I saw Ranger fans heading out to the Garden. One girl in particular had nice thunder thighs, booty thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Just one problem: she had a Zibs jersey on.

 

[BlueShirtGal]

Primos is better than Jersey Mikes

This is not a paid endorsement

I agree!

 

[Larrybiv]

Wish Mika would stop always going backhand on those breakaways. Yeah, he was being pressured from behind, but feel he could've went top right shelf "if" he had quick hands. Goalie totally played backhand.
Also, what's with Sam saying "no relation between KK and KK? I mean, duh! Not even same last name!

 

[SnowblindNYR]

It's Vally!!!!

 

[Atax]

Mika no points in 6 games. Don’t worry guys, it’s Mika March.

Get him the f*** off the PP and put Laf there.

Bro just wait for the playoffs. When he's away from his family and getting more sleep, just wait!

 

[will1066]

I want to give him a smack to wake his ass up.

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

How many slices can one man eat?!

Fine, beer it is! Looks like somebody is calling out sick tomorrow!

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I saw Ranger fans heading out to the Garden. One girl in particular had nice thunder thighs, booty thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Just one problem: she had a Zibs jersey on.

She’d probably body Zib

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

i'd rather have that 8 year old girl as our 1C tbh

 

[will1066]

Wish Mika would stop always going backhand on those breakaways. Yeah, he was being pressured from behind, but feel he could've went top right shelf "if" he had quick hands. Goalie totally played backhand.
Also, what's with Sam saying "no relation between KK and KK? I mean, duh! Not even same last name!

Mods, pls ban

 

[RangerLifer]

How are you a first line center and go that long? He could get lucky and score by deflection or a puck bouncing off his skate but that would require him going to the net and he would never do that.

His game has fallen off a cliff. Is it age or is he really in decline? I meant a slump or in decline. Geez.

 

[NYR94]

When does Mika March start?

 

[DanielBrassard]

Great 1st period. Really closed off the neutral zone and countered quickly.