Is it for beer to wet a fan's whistle
70 kegs thou consumest in thy hockey’d life?
If thou bounceback Jets shalt hap to give a shizzle,
This board will guzzle well, and cheer the feckless Scheif;
The world will no more be thy widow and not weep
And none of thy youngest Jets hast played unkind,
When every special teams coach well may keep
Perfecto, Lord Helly and Slamberg’s games’ in mind.
Look, what energy these kids doth spend
Shifts played at pace, and still we fans enjoys it;
And Philly's waste hath their own world at an end,
Lets keep them abused, their gutless game; destroy it.
No love toward Flyers in our bosom sits
Its on themself such murderous shame commits.