GDT: Game 62: New York Rangers vs Washington Capitals, 7:30 ET, TNT, MSG

[KirkAlbuquerque]

I would like to see Trocheck off PP1

Cuylle in front on in the slot would be better and he would stand at the Blueline for no reason

BUT HE FACEOFF

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

NYR power play is obsessed with forcing everything from up high and lobbing ass wristers

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

The PP angers me more than anything. There’s a really simple setup that they should be running, with guys on their shooting sides and Zibanejad in the bumper but they refuse to do it. Then you have Panarin always skating up high looking to float shots to the net. Trocheck roaming all over the place. Stupid shit.

if only there was somebody who worked for the team that wasn't a player and could tell the players what to do and change up their tactics when things clearly arent working

 

[duhmetreE]

The PP angers me more than anything. There’s a really simple setup that they should be running, with guys on their shooting sides and Zibanejad in the bumper but they refuse to do it. Then you have Panarin always skating up high looking to float shots to the net. Trocheck roaming all over the place. Stupid shit.

They like to skate in circles crop dusting and smelling each others farts

 

[Boris Zubov]

I like Zac Jones and I want him to stay

but my god the "Zac Jones can replace Fox on the PP" posts over the past week are Argument #1 against the decriminalization of drugs

Maybe not, but Jones wasn't the reason that power play shit the bed. Mika & Panarin kept dumping the puck in at the blue line right to the Caps players waiting along the boards for easy clears.

 

[Machinehead]

Where's my royalties?

 

[Takeahnase]

is it just my tv or is the puck "disappearing" constantly tonight

My TNT feed is so dark it looks like the sun has dimmed like in the much superior to Interstellar film, Sunshine.

 

[Machinehead]

NYR power play is obsessed with forcing everything from up high and lobbing ass wristers

ass wristers

 

[will1066]

I want to put a sheriff's badge on Gingras' vest

 

[Boris Zubov]

They like to skate in circles crop dusting and smelling each others farts

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Bob Richards]

Brock Nelson's name is the Chad/Virgin meme in name form

 

[Matt Rentfree]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

 

[noncents]

They like to skate in circles crop dusting and smelling each others farts

i feel attacked

 

[DanielBrassard]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

Featuring our very own @Tob

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

I like Zac Jones and I want him to stay

but my god the "Zac Jones can replace Fox on the PP" posts over the past week are Argument #1 against the decriminalization of drugs

I don’t think there’s much drop off tbh. Jones distributes the puck with purpose and has pretty good lateral movement and deception. The in-zone issues look like bad coaching to me. I’m not sure why Miller who is an amazing passer can’t touch the puck down low and survey the scene while the other players sneak into lanes. The only time he touched it was that lame Kreider tip pass

 

[Greg02]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

I have psychoanalyses of all these people. It's kind of strange but I can't stop.

 

[Bob Richards]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

Unhinged Ranger guy promo? I'm in.

Commercial of a guy who hangs up pictures of Joe Michelleti and John Giannone with the eyeballs cut out all over his house.

 

[noncents]

Featuring our very own @Tob

lmao incredible.


also is snowblind not in here? it feels chiller and funner than normal

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

Not sure what used car salesman version of Vin Diesel is talking about. Pierre Luc Douchbois has quit on 3 teams and is nowhere even close to Barkov.

 

[ReleasO The KakkO]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

(RFK Jrs’ burner)

 

[Matt Rentfree]

Unhinged Ranger guy promo? I'm in.

Commercial of a guy who hangs up pictures of Joe Michelleti and John Giannone with the eyeballs cut out all over his house.

Let's get David Fincher to direct it.

 

[Machinehead]

Instead of Rangers Suit guy and Guitar Guy and Rangers husband/Devils wife, I want to see a promo where a dude is like "Every time the Rangers win, I murder a hobo with my bare hands and bury them in Central Park"

Somebody promised to commit a murder every time Trocheck made a smart play on the powerplay.

He was recently named Good Samaritan of the Year.

 

[Fitzy]

Brock Nelson's name is the Chad/Virgin meme in name form

I just see him as Randys friend in South Park. Helps that he’s grey now

 

[FUZfan]

I like Jones, but opposition power forwards salivate when they're matched up with him one on one.

 

[Matt Rentfree]

I have psychoanalyses of all these people. It's kind of strange but I can't stop.

There are worse hobbies.