GDT: Game # 60 - New York Rangers vs Anaheim Ducks - 7pm - MSG (Jessica Rabbit Edition)

[JRinNYC]

Jeez, the crowd is very anti Hochul apparently

When did Hochul become the NHL commissioner.

 

[Machinehead]

That girl shares most of her genes with this

 

[DanielBrassard]

Girardi was arguably the best shutdown defenseman in the league for a few years. OV’s own words.

It's very arguable lol.

 

[RangersFan1994]

I really don’t want Phil Kessel at the deadline. But I can see it happening sadly but I can see him return to the Penguins too

 

[NYR94]

New Aunt* Amanda Kessel

 

[Machinehead]

It isn't enough that I turned back heel.

Y'all wanna bring the Girardi smoke.

 

[CasusBelli]

I’m glad everyone is joining the Lindgren isn’t a top pair defensemen gang

Go out and get me chychrun

Would be ideal. Talent. Position. Side / handedness. Age. Ticks all the boxes.

 

[CasusBelli]

I really don’t want Phil Kessel at the deadline. But I can see it happening sadly but I can see him return to the Penguins too

Praying for penguins. Wouldn’t give a 7th for donut boy at, what, 35 now?

 

[Richard Banger]

It isn't enough that I turned back heel.

Y'all wanna bring the Girardi smoke.

You would be in the minority. Like it or not he was part of the successful playoff runs we had.

 

[Machinehead]

You would be in the minority. Like it or not he was part of the successful playoff runs we had.

He was certainly on those rosters.

 

[NoQuitInNewMexico]

Even Chychrun being hurt can be good for us if it scares someone away who actually needs to win these games

 

[Kane One]

Girardi was arguably the best shutdown defenseman in the league for a few years. OV’s own words.

That’s why he said the word “arc,” I’m assume.

 

[EdJovanovski]

That girl shares most of her genes with thisView attachment 516033

I guess Phil got all the good genes

 

[DanielBrassard]

He was certainly on those rosters.

And oh how lucky we were for that.

 

[Richard Banger]

I guess Phil got all the good genes

Oh right. Not plastic enough for you

 

[rangers1314]

Right, like any of you (us) slobs are turning down Amanda Kessel

 

[Machinehead]

I guess Phil got all the good genes

Listen, as an in-shape fat guy, Phil Kessel is one of my heroes.

 

[Richard Banger]

Listen, as an in-shape fat guy, Phil Kessel is one of my heroes.

Wtf is a in shape fat guy

 

[RangersFan1994]

That girl shares most of her genes with thisView attachment 516033

he better not be a Ranger on Monday

 

[Kravtsov420]

I will drive from NC to NY just to show Strome the door. He started the season so well and fallen apart so badly. I was never his biggest fan but the first half of the season gave me second thoughts. No more.

he would miss the door

 

[Machinehead]

Wtf is a in shape fat guy

I'm mostly healthy, I have good stamina, I exercise, and I like to eat.

Phil Kessel has a dad bod and eats hot dogs every day and he's about to play 1,000 consecutive games.

See also: Kevin Owens

 

[Rempe73]

Actually Crouse has 19 now. Like wtf is going on in Arizona?

 

[will1066]

He was certainly on those rosters.

You forget they had 5 guys help put on his skate because his ankle had swelled to the size of a small elephant's from blocking shots. He is a saint.

 

[EdJovanovski]

Right, like any of you (us) slobs are turning down Amanda Kessel

I genuinely would, well maybe not, because I could get a green card & she's got money. But I am nearly gay when it comes to white, especially blonde women. You know how guys typically get a little more shy around attractive women? I don't feel any of that awkwardness at all talking to a 10/10 blonde, there's just zero attraction there for me.

Lanky 6'5 wavy dirty blonde haired Russian men who fled to Traktor on the other hand though...

 

[Machinehead]

You forget they had 5 guys help put on his skate because his ankle had swelled to the size of a small elephant's from blocking shots. He is a saint.

I remember him blocking shots well. Like all the times he went down to block nothing wristers so the forward could get it back and go right around him.