I'm truly honoured.
I vow to faithfully execute the duties of my office on behalf of all Canadians, young and old, who feel the need to put it in their mouths but should not, in actual fact, put it in their mouths. No matter what it takes, no matter where they are, my Ministry will take aggressive action to prevent Canadians from putting it in their mouths. Be it the kitchen, the living room, the bedroom, the bathroom, the backyard, or on vacation, we will teach Canadians once and for all to stop putting it in their mouths