GDT: Game 50: Rangers vs The New Guy who will definitely score 7pm ET

[Machinehead]

Lindgren killing his goaltender. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[17futurecap]

Lindgren going to get Igor killed one of these games before he leaves.

 

[Kane One]

They should have because he f***ing RULED. Absolute maniac. I loved him.

All the gifts should've been deranged. Sam gets jerseys and plaques and sentimental items.

Jack Edwards gets fully loaded blunderbusses. The skeleton of a two headed dog from the 19th century. A tube filled with enriched uranium. A stolen prosthetic leg autographed by a completely unrelated guy.

Almost every paragraph I’ve read was probably unique in some infinite way, but I never thought this is one that would ever be written by anyone.

 

[Raspewtin]

how is Lindgren so f***ing stupid

 

[mike14]

Lindgren loves Igor

 

[Clark Kellogg]

Lindgren still pissed at Shesterkin for breaking up the band.

 

[JimmyG89]

Get Lindgren off this team immediately

 

[MysticLeviathan]

why is lindgren shoving a player into igor?

 

[Profet]

Holy f***... Lindgren loves injuring Shesterkin.

 

[DanielBrassard]

How many times is lindgren gonna launch a forward into Igor?

 

[offdacrossbar]

The middle of the ice is where our opponents flourish

 

[Bob Richards]

He doesn't need to grow anymore.

Rempe keeps getting taller and taller and eventually he misses a check and accidentally kills some guy on the Chase Bridge.

 

[Row I Goon]

Lindgren going to get Igor killed one of these games before he leaves.

I know it's a cliche, but...he literally plays like it's his IQ on his back, not his team number.

 

[will1066]

Lindgren trying to put Shesterkin back on IR

 

[ReddestRum]

Lindgren just needs to stop that shit.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Lindgren is braindead, but Svech threw an elbow.

 

[FoxysExpensiveNYDigs]

Trade Lindgren before he kills Shesty.

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

never give svechnikov the benefit of the doubt Joe

 

[offdacrossbar]

Svech assasinated Shesty

 

[noncents]

just tuned in. Lindgren killing Shesty with another player... great job dude. Tank commander in so many ways

 

[hardnosed]

Lindgren killing his goaltender. The gift that keeps on giving.

Fox got beat. He had to do something

 

[Kane One]

I like curling. Always gets me out of my seat during the Olympics.

It’s low-key one of the most fun sports I only watch at the Olympics.

 

[Machinehead]

how is Lindgren so f***ing stupid

Considering the years he would have been in public school, and the significant lag effect of austerity, I blame Ronald Reagan.

 

[Whoot Whoot]

Lindgren needs to not be a ranger

 

[Cmox]

Both Fox and Lindgren bewildered at what to do. At least say something to Svech.