GDT: Game 5 - Part II

[cookthebooks]

i want to say jeff carter but man has he looked slow on the trigger tonight

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Someone, anyone, just score within the first 5 minutes. The longer this goes on the longer we have to watch the Isles turn the neutral zone into the Agro Crag from Global Guts.

 

[Ogrezilla]

Wait what happened to the Italian Oven? You telling me my gift cards are worthless?

the two I used to go to are both closed

 

[ImporterExporter]

 

[MrBurghundy]

I prefer Crown, but I'd never turn SC down.

I appreciate Crown too, but I like that sweet sweet SoCo flavor.

 

[dogthateats]

Someone, anyone, just score within the first 5 minutes. The longer this goes on the longer we have to watch the Isles turn the neutral zone into the Agro Crag from Global Guts.

The Mike and Mo halftime show

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Isles had about three chances I was certain were goals.

That Freddie Gaudreau tip should've gone in.

We're getting zero lucky bounces. It's actually frustrating as hell to watch. So many shots and none of them seem to be taking any weird kind of deflections that cause Sorokin problems.

 

[Ogrezilla]

They don't have the hard pasta straws anymore though. Which is really the only reason why I wanted to go there in the first place.

crayons and the butcher paper tablecloth was great

 

[Flying Dego]

I predict Brock Nelson and his dumb face scores on a bad pinch from our D.

Please prove me wrong Pens.

 

[Ragamuffin Gunner]

It's great how Sid and Geno were sent out together for one shift, dominated and got a goal...and then we never tried that again.

they weren't tho. geno got out of the box and stayed out there. sully di dnot set it up

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Yep, I called Kappy in the 1st OT.......He's burying the game winner in the 2nd OT

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Come on... End this quickly so I can laugh at McDavid in peace.

 

[madinsomniac]

They are giving it all. Hard to blame them. Sorokin is just unbeatable. Or is it some kind of devil taking care of us in these overtimes? It´s crazy really.

I told you... asshole pen haters are sacrificing small mammals by the dozen to some weird demonic antiscoring curse lol... got to eat some phildogs and blare some coldplay to scare it off

 

[wgknestrick]

I'm hoping Dumo can come out and ruin 5 more offensive plays by not doing anything with the puck.

 

[Jobeycool]

I predict Pettersson will wind up and get the most luckiest sloppiest goal you seen in your life with all the shot we have.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

i want to say jeff carter but man has he looked slow on the trigger tonight

Yeah, he's had 3 or 4 looks that would have been automatic goals earlier in the series

 

[905PENS]

Ok I have all 5,of my penguins jersey's on and my two Crosby Canada one... If we win I get the assist

 

[eXile3]

Come on, just a little bit of luck. I can't believe that deflection caught Sorokin's skate.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

It's gotta be Eberle if it's the Isles, right? Like, HAS to be Eberle. He and Cammalleri are two of a kind when it comes to haunting the Penguins in the playoffs.

 

[wgknestrick]

You swap Jarry for Varly and this game ends 7-1

 

[dogthateats]

Thanks for starting Varlamov those two games lol

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

People say the Oilers have no depth and they're right, but like Malkin's wingers in '09 were Fedotenko and Talbot and we won the Cup. Is that really that much better?

Pens had a very good 3rd line though. And a better goalie than Mike Smith.

 

[Ogrezilla]

I predict Pettersson will wind up and get the most luckiest sloppiest goal you seen in your life with all the shot we have.

 

[robopigeon]

They don't have the hard pasta straws anymore though. Which is really the only reason why I wanted to go there in the first place.

Tea in a mason jar with pasta straws and fried zucchini was my childhood. Haven't thought about that place in years.

 

[SomeDude]

god damn do I miss the Italian Oven.

At some point, every person in the Pittsburgh area went out to eat at the Italian Oven and didn’t realize it would be the last time. Makes you think.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I'm hoping Dumo can come out and ruin 5 more offensive plays by not doing anything with the puck.

You mean like holding onto the puck for who knows what reason when a guy is wide open for a one timer in the slot?