GDT: GAME 49 - Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025 - Winnipeg Jets at Colorado Avalanche - 8:30pm CST - TSN3 - CJOB/Power 97

[macmaroon]

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[raideralex99]

Check the trunk ... I would bet my last dollar Stumbledore is in there.
Now for the bigger mystery ... will the Jets get a PP?
Last game ZERO PPs.
Last Avs game ZERO PPs.

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks for the update @macmaroon . My theory on Inanna and Stumbledore ....

 

[Jets 31]

Just in case @raideralex99 is right ......

 

[Jets 31]

Went away from our lucky girl the last couple of games, trying different line combinations, not tonight.

 

[SUX2BU]

thanks Mac

Avs lost to Minny last game so they'll be just as pissed off as Arniel

 

[Guardian17]

Thanks for the update and GDT @macmaroon !

I'm sure they're plotting their next move.

Maybe they can help us figure out what went wrong in Utah.

GO! Go!

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @macmaroon

Hopefully Stumblehorse and Hosanna are safe (the names have been modified to protect the innocent).

safe
/sāf/
adjective

1. 1.
   protected from or not exposed to danger or risk; not likely to be harmed or lost.
   "eggs remain in the damp sand, safe from marine coelacanths"
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   I maintain that the two have formed a bond, and despite their bickering, have fled the city to the less constraining confines of downtown Lowe Farm (Rosenort also works). There, the two lovebirds have (after having obtained the appropriate graduate degrees) set up a designer abbatoir, doing custom work. While accepting materiel for the job, the two provide tea in the small enclave to the main office to their customers, who are in turn forever entranced by the charms of the young Hosanna and the bemonocled Stumblehorse.

 

[kanadalainen]

And now, a small pledge for the return of our captain, Adam Lowry.

Here was the vast enfolding darkness of an unknown injury, undescribed. The sheer astringent emptiness of space colossal, writ wide and deep across the entire sensorial realm of HF Boards; an unending presagement of consummate grace and meaninglessness together (a hockey game). We as fans, and in the absense of information, glance about the void, and far stars and galaxies go swivelling within our field of perception. The view settled on one:

(apologies to Ian M. Banks)

 

[buggs]

Thanks @macmaroon

There, the two lovebirds have (after having obtained the appropriate graduate degrees) set up a designer abbatoir, doing custom work. While accepting materiel for the job, the two provide tea in the small enclave to the main office to their customers, who are in turn forever entranced by the charms of the young Hosanna and the bemonocled Stumblehorse.

Why does the description of a designer abbatoir in that region of the province seem entirely plausible to me?

Don't see myself staying up for the conclusion of the game. I will get my fix later in the week, in attendance at both the Yutes and Flames games this weekend.

Thanks for the GDT @macmaroon

GJG.

 

[kanadalainen]

From the rocky mountain barn, the wounded Avs make toaste,
Anger breathing Scotty spurs the Jetted host,
Borne by the cascading snows of false inspire,
And to each Pegger conveys the coached-up fire
Which, in pale embers hid, and lurks to aspire
And girdle with gifted goals they paste
Of Drouin's greas'd pate, to Wedgewood lay waste.
Happily that name of 'chaste' unhappily set
The feckless edge on Iafrate’s keen appetite;
When Bednar unwisely did not let
To praise the clearly mismatched and gutted Denver sando shytes
Aye, Perfecto will wake, and triumph in that barn of delight,
Where mortal Shufflehaus’d line, as bright as heaven's beauties,
With pure Lardlet aspects in shots, does us fantastic duties*.



* this is not a sonnet inasmuch as it may be a soliloquy, the rhyming pattern is a nontraditional dogs breakfast.

 

[bustamente]

 

[Jets 31]

And now, a small pledge for the return of our captain, Adam Lowry.

Here was the vast enfolding darkness of an unknown injury, undescribed. The sheer astringent emptiness of space colossal, writ wide and deep across the entire sensorial realm of HF Boards; an unending presagement of consummate grace and meaninglessness together (a hockey game). We as fans, and in the absense of information, glance about the void, and far stars and galaxies go swivelling within our field of perception. The view settled on one:

(apologies to Ian M. Banks)

If Lowry is playing he could be in a bad mood, don't piss him off tonight Colorado. On second thought go ahead......

 

[The Blue Baron]

Thank you @macmaroon

@Stumbledore has not left his basement in 3 weeks…

Av Nots, are overrated frauds!

Arnie getting pissy in the media is a great thing to see.

GO JETS GO

 

[Buffdog]

My expectations aren't high for this one, but they weren't the last time we played them also

Hopefully they exceed those already low expectations and don't fall short of them

 

[Jets 31]

A 3 point game from Perfetti tonight would be nice.

 

[macmaroon]

Any points from Perfetti tonight would be nice.

Fixed it for you...

 

[Xavier Laflamme]

Any goal from Perfetti tonight would be nice.

Fixed it for you...

No I fixed it for you.

Kid needs to find the back of the net, it's been 84 years.

 

[Jet]

A 3 point game from Perfetti tonight would be nice.

Hell I'd take a primary assist at this point.

 

[kanadalainen]

Kid needs to find the back of the net, it's been 84 years.

That predates King Clancy, Turk Broda, and Max Bentley. Pop a metoprolol and he'll be golden.

(apologies to Jack Crabb)

 

[macmaroon]

No I fixed it for you.

Kid needs to find the back of the net, it's been 84 years.

@Xavier Laflamme, welcome to HFJets, where complaining is mandatory and being honest is optional...

 

[Flyby]

Hell I'd take a primary assist at this point.

That would require him playing with someone who could finish.

 

[Buffdog]

That would require him playing with someone who could finish.

Both of Cole's linemates have more goals than him lol

Maybe they can bounce one in off his ass if he goes to the net

 

[Channelcat]

Thanks for the update @macmaroon . My theory on Inanna and Stumbledore ....

I've seen this act before

 

[The Blue Baron]

That predates King Clancy, Turk Broda, and Max Bentley. Pop a metoprolol and he'll be golden.

(apologies to Jack Crabb)

Take it easy on the Newbie man!