GDT: Game 48: Sharks @ Islanders puck drop time unknown NBCSCA

[DG93]

Goodrow is that dog poo that sat out in your yard too long and turned into a hard rock.
Dellandrea is that poo where you wait and you wait and it just refuses to come out
Kunin is that poo where you're desperate to get home in time before you poo your pants and you rush out of your car, you make it to the bathroom, you drop your drawers and it turns out you didn't quite make it and "rimmed" out, so there's some messy cleanup afterward
Grundstrom is gaseous, a literal fart. You hear it, but it doesn't smell. If you hadn't heard it, you wouldn't even know it was there at all.
Sturm is that poo where someone you manage to make an interesting design and part of you wants to show someone how proud you are of your drawing ability, but you don't cause they'd laugh at you.

I don't know what the f*** this is, but yes

 

[timorous me]

Is this where I chime in and say Mike Hoffman didn’t get pushed off the puck nearly as badly/often as Will Smith?

I mean, Hoffman is nearly twice Smith's age and had grown-man body strength, so I'd better f***ing hope not. But he was still pathetic and depressing to watch. But if all you can focus on with Smith is what he ISN'T, not what he could become, then I guess this counts the same for you, too.

 

[Jargon]

I mean, Hoffman is nearly twice Smith's age and had grown-man body strength, so I'd better f***ing hope not. But he was still pathetic and depressing to watch. But if all you can focus on with Smith is what he ISN'T, not what he could become, then I guess this counts the same for you, too.

I would rather watch 18 hours of Will Smith play while someone repeatedly punched me in the groin over having to watch another period of Mike Hoffman slowly sliding across the ice like a loose f***ing ice skate.

 

[Shark Finn]

Goodrow is that dog poo that sat out in your yard too long and turned into a hard rock.
Dellandrea is that poo where you wait and you wait and it just refuses to come out
Kunin is that poo where you're desperate to get home in time before you poo your pants and you rush out of your car, you make it to the bathroom, you drop your drawers and it turns out you didn't quite make it and "rimmed" out, so there's some messy cleanup afterward
Grundstrom is gaseous, a literal fart. You hear it, but it doesn't smell. If you hadn't heard it, you wouldn't even know it was there at all.
Sturm is that poo where someone you manage to make an interesting design and part of you wants to show someone how proud you are of your drawing ability, but you don't cause they'd laugh at you.

What the f*ck did I just read and why couldn't I disagree less

 

[matt trick]

I mean given all the other shit teams we have before the break, it’s not the worst time for a slump. I do want to see Askarov shut out Nashville for the lols.

 

[Anomie2029]

On the topic of Will Smith not doing well in puck battles, Sheng’s postgame did mention Smith has a “sub-par” 35% win rate on 5v5 puck battles…

… the casually mentions it is third worst amongst Sharks forwards. Doesn’t mention the other two Sharks are. Wonder why that is…

 

[StrawHatEklund]

I fell asleep after the 2nd period lol. Intended to take an intermission Power Nap but ended up missing the 3rd. Looks like I didn’t miss much. At least we’ve created a slight gap with the Preds and Chicago is only 1 point behind us with 2 games in hand.

 

[YUPPY 2 7 10 11]

sounds like our sharks are dealing with stomach flu virus in the locker room. Askarov is sick and losing weight and Toffalo is out also. Damn, that's good for tanking.

 

[LadyStanley]