GDT: Game 46 - New York Rangers @ Anaheim Ducks, 8:30pm, MSG Probably

[Machinehead]

The "just shoot it as hard as you can immediately instead of waiting for traffic to form" strategy is once again a big winner.

 

[savebyrichter94]

So predictable, dead ass Ray Charles can see it coming

 

[effen]

I think they should stand still some more, stick with it boys.

 

[LokiDog]

At least Zibanejad is trying. His wife probably told him she’ll give him extra kale for dinner if he scores

I thought the deal was that she would let him smell a rare steak if he scored.

 

[Machinehead]

Zib is playing like he's got splinters in his nipples.

Oddly specific, but accurate.

 

[ReddestRum]

I love how we waste 30 secs on the PP by playing keep away with the Ducks until they clear it.

 

[duhmetreE]

does Mika realize it's a lot easier to pass to him if he gives a target to pass to? instead of fully cocking his slap shot and standing still

 

[Kane One]

I mean, the team is bad (and I say that when they're winning!), but we also can't get a single f***ing break the last few games.

The Ducks have 4 shots and we're losing.

Honestly, I’m happy that everyone is sucking at the same time. Hopefully they all figure shit out at the same time too and the Rangers would be a beast.

 

[DoTheBlue]

Zib is playing like he's got splinters in his nipples.

How would that even happen?

 

[turcotte8]

The good news is it's only 2-0... the bad news is Vatrano and Strome haven't scored yet

We'll score 2 to tie it then they'll both score 18 seconds apart.

 

[Kovalev27]

He'll break out once they trade him

Just like Kovalev and amonte and weight and savard and Miller and Buch and others before him

 

[savebyrichter94]

How would that even happen?

It’s a vegan thing

 

[DanielBrassard]

Just like Kovalev and amonte and weight and savard and Miller and Buch and others before him

Buch broke out and the Rangers still thought they should trade him.

 

[2014nyr]

and people here will say we're getting "goalied"

drives me insane. do people not actually see the shots we take on our chances and then the shots opponents take? like the ducks first goal...which was horrific defensive coverage but regardless...when was the last time you saw a ranger handle a pass that clean in tight to rip a shot top bunk like that? the handles on this team are horrendous with max 2 exceptions.

 

[RGY]

It is so painful watching Brodzinski get regular shifts and PP2 time.

But hey we didnt need more legitimate depth right…

 

[effen]

Their offensive struggles have little to do focusing on defense, they play in the zone like they've never met each other. No picks, no crosses, no give and goes, just ring it around the outside.

God forbid someone is in the slot. Holy shit they might die.

 

[Profet]

How would that even happen?

You ever set up a slip and slide on a wood deck?

 

[TheDirtyH]

Kakko demoted to fourth line LMFAO

 

[Bob Richards]

Kakko has been compromised to a permanent end by Peter Laviolette.

 

[Kane One]

How would that even happen?

Probably by rubbing a piece of wood against your nipples but what would I know.

 

[Machinehead]

Shut up Sam.

We can see the scoreboard.

 

[Kravtsov420]

Im shuttering at the idea of the post Panarin roster

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Kakko demoted to fourth line LMFAO

It's official: Drury runs the team!

 

[TheDirtyH]

Im shuttering at the idea of the post Panarin roster

Just imagine the defensemen they'll sign with those 11.6 million dollars!!!

 

[DanielBrassard]

Panarin looks like shit too. He looks like he can barely move.