GDT: Game 46 - New York Rangers @ Anaheim Ducks, 8:30pm, MSG Probably

[Machinehead]

guess you can grab guys by the head now?

Pretty much.

Hockey is almost back in the 80's.

The basically don't call anything except high sticks and over the glass, and despite that, games are ending 6-4.

 

[Shesterkybomb]

I like these lines better

 

[Clark Kellogg]

Did MSG fire Vally? Did he get Al Trautwigged?

He’s in Vermont skiing.

 

[2014nyr]

wonder if we'll even hit our recent 1 goal a game average

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Oof.

Wide Right in Buffalo again.

 

[Machinehead]

When can we start cashing in those expected goals?

Probably never because we're still not generating anything. The differential looks good because the Ducks have like two shots and of course they both went in.

 

[RangerLifer]

I feel bad for Laffy. He could have been a superstar if another team drafted him.

 

[Kravtsov420]

Unless every coach in the league goes to the same titty bar, idk how they could have blackmail on three straight coaches.

Maybe it goes higher than the coaches *side eyes*

 

[savebyrichter94]

did Kakko get hurt?

Yeah actually where the hell did he go?

 

[turcotte8]

I feel bad for Laffy. He could have been a superstar if another team drafted him.

He'll break out once they trade him

 

[Machinehead]

Probably never because we're still not generating anything. The differential looks good because the Ducks have like two shots and of course they both went in.

Actually I checked, and I thought I was kidding.

The Ducks literally have 3 shots at even strength and 2 went in.

That's also funny.

 

[Rempe73]

This is the most unlikeable ranger team ive ever watched. Ive followed them for 30 years now (im 33) and there has not been another team that has been less likable.

Lmfao exactly. I’ve been saying this even when they were winning. I was thinking, “If this team won the Cup, who would I actually be happy for?”

 

[2014nyr]

Pretty much.

Hockey is almost back in the 80's.

The basically don't call anything except high sticks and over the glass, and despite that, games are ending 6-4.

eh...depends on the night. they also call a graze on the mittens regularly but with wild inconsistency

 

[RangerLifer]

He'll break out once they trade him

Absolutely! It's the Rangers way!

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Maybe the PP is juggled too.

 

[duhmetreE]

turns out we cant consistently score goals without the PP

 

[gabevh3]

Unless every coach in the league goes to the same titty bar, idk how they could have blackmail on three straight coaches.

To the nudie bar

 

[Kravtsov420]

Here comes the PP to save their shit filled diaper


Also get ready for 10 zib shots wide

 

[duhmetreE]

such an overated one timer

 

[DanielBrassard]

now that Panarin has come back to earth this teamis one of the worst teams in the league offensively.

 

[Kane One]

I feel bad for Laffy. He could have been a superstar if another team drafted him.

I don’t buy it. All of the little opportunity he had adds up to a lot of opportunity. He hardly even looked like a worthy first round pick.

 

[2014nyr]

the portion of the roster that gets out there to do some cardio is determined to square the puck one of these games slapping it around

 

[Machinehead]

I can't wait for one-timers to be out of the meta. It's a matter of time.

 

[MysticLeviathan]

lmfao mika is traaaaash

 

[Kravtsov420]

Here comes the PP to save their shit filled diaper


Also get ready for 10 zib shots wide

Aaaaaand right on queue