GDT: Game 44: New York Rangers vs Johnny Utah, 9pm ET

[LORDE]

Mika coat his stick in Vaseline before every game?

 

[LokiDog]

I think he’s drunk

You probably would be too. Imagine being a 100+ point NHL talent and being forced to play for a C level beer league team for the remainder of your contract, but you have to show up because of the contract? I’d literally be drunk too. Literally, not hyperbole. I’d be showing up 10 minutes before face off, drunk, tossing my gear on, no warm up, throwing in a dip and checking my phone on the bench between shifts. Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s roughly where Panarin is at these days.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Leaves have 12 Cups in their history. I wish we had half that.

Before 1967 doesn’t count.

 

[will1066]

what a shit period so far

This isn't competitive at all

 

[n8]

What a terrible giveaway by Panarin. Bench him.

 

[Row I Goon]

Mika coat his stick in Vaseline before every game?

I have so many lines….

 

[mike14]

Break up Laf and Panarin please

 

[noncents]

The most futile of the Original Six teams. Chicago is suffering now but at least they got 3 Cups out of their last core of players.

suffering all the way to bedard and hagens

 

[effen]

They're circling back to their own blueline so much they're inadvertently keeping 3 men high and Utah, turtling so they can get an odd-man break, can't, because the Rangers aren't skating hard enough to get caught.

Diabolical strategy.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Mika coat his stick in Vaseline before every game?

If I said where he really coats that Vaseline, I'd get banned & @Siddi would fly across the ocean & show up at my door.

 

[17futurecap]

The coach doesn’t play the kids Joe.

 

[n8]

Sam has noticed Rempe's absence. We need his energy right now. They are playing totally uninspired hockey right now.

 

[TGWL]

I tried to stop drinking during the week. Such a mistake.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

We’ve already hit our 2 goal limit so idk why anyone’s still watching

 

[will1066]

they're the new bromance

Break up Laf and Panarin please

 

[Takeahnase]

Im at 18% battery and just put a Montauk wave chaser ipa in the freezer

It’s why we’re crap. Even our fans are soft.

 

[mike14]

We've had a shot haven't we?
I swear they had to make one save on the PP

 

[Lua]

What terrible passing. Like 5 bad passes in a row that really gave Utah all the time to pressure whoever received the next pass.

Even the good iterations of this team have never been plus passers outside of Panarin and Fox

this team can't pass, can't skate, can't defend, can't get a save, can't even get out of its own f***ing way transporting the puck halfway up the ice, it's f***ing unbelievable how bad they've been this season in every single facet of the game

 

[Captain Lindy]

Totally agree. But not one since 69 is butthurting bad

At least they have a respectable history. We can't say that. LOL!

 

[mike14]

Sam has noticed Rempe's absence. We need his energy right now. They are playing totally uninspired hockey right now.

TBF we were doing that when he was getting a shift too...

 

[will1066]

Giving Fil a suicide pass is always a great idea

 

[LORDE]

This game is so bad, I just spilled wine on my computer & it thanked me & asked for more

 

[offdacrossbar]

Wow an actual shot on goal

 

[BleedBlueNYR]

That's just an awful play by Smith. How you don't make some kind of play or get the puck in, I have no idea.

 

[Row I Goon]

For my fellow Rongos on the other side of the International Date Line…