Game 44: New York Rangers vs Johnny Utah, 9pm ET

[Machinehead]

Kaliyev needs to just let that rip.

Lindgren has an xGA of nearly 1 this period lmao.

Being alive was a mistake

 

[will1066]

What kind of animal is arthur?

I think it's a mole

 

[inranger94]

Lindgren, watch where you are skating. Almost took out Laf

He runs around like a chicken with his head cutoff

 

[DanielBrassard]

Kaliyev needs to just let that rip.

Lindgren has an xGA of nearly 1 this period lmao.

We are stuck with him until the TD.

 

[Captain Lindy]

Two Harvard men

My feed is about an hour behind.

 

[Machinehead]

I think it's a mole

According to the internet, he's an aardvark.

He looks nothing like an aardvark.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Kaliyev fans on a great shot and then takes a penalty for no reason.

 

[Cusedog]

Just insert Bedard back in the lineup already.

 

[Matt Rentfree]

I think it's a mole

If we're going by his skating, he's a sloth.

 

[Jack Hanson]

We're bad but theyre also bad. Battle of the mental midgets.

 

[Gordon Bombay]

I think they wanted to but the old owner still has the name.

I think mammoth has a chance for a great logo. I thought the same with Kraken though

 

[noncents]

bahahah

 

[will1066]

According to the internet, he's an aardvark.

He looks nothing like an aardvark.

An aardvark is a naked armadillo

 

[Machinehead]

Not one highlight up on yee yee ass NHL.com yet.

Tryna get funny captions.

Panarin and Kaliyev should be a field day.

 

[Captain Lindy]

KILL KILL REDRUM!

 

[Machinehead]

An aardvark is a naked armadillo

This is true.

 

[n8]

Igor lucky that shot went wide. He was pretty not-square to the shooter.
Not egregious but like what is this foot positioning here? Right foot is outside the crease?

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Defense sucked. But as per usual the biggest liability on this team is in goal.

 

[Jack Hanson]

I honestly want to put a flaming paper bag with my dogs poop in it at Igor's front door. Ring the bell and run away.

 

[Matt Rentfree]

That was a fun watch. I love it when they let the mites play in between periods.

 

[Cusedog]

Someone again needs to remind Miller that it is OK to body check in hockey.

 

[effen]

What kind of animal is arthur?

aardvark

 

[Lua]

Man, I wish this team showed half as much creativity and deliberateness and urgency in the O zone than Utah's young forwards. They pass the puck well.

Igor lucky that shot went wide. He was pretty not-square to the shooter.
Not egregious but like what is this foot positioning here? Right foot is outside the crease?

Igor's movements look really, really off tonight

 

[Jack Hanson]

I think Igor's been hittin the wodka

 

[Machinehead]

@will1066

According to the internets, aarvarks and armadillos don't even share the same order.

The closest living relative to the aardvark is the elephant.