GDT: GAME 41 - Saturday, January 4th, 2025 - Winnipeg Jets vs. Detroit Red Wings - 6:00pm CST -Sportsnet West - CJOB/Power 97

[Fatdrunk]

I fell asleep in the bath tub the other day and woke myself up with a fart. I think I'm starting to realize I'm getting older

I once farted so hard a bubble form around me and I floated away.....

 

[Do or Die]

I fell asleep in the bath tub the other day and woke myself up with a fart. I think I'm starting to realize I'm getting older

Having your bubble burst....can be bad for morale....

 

[Jet]

Hey, that is fun! I'm splitting my sides over here. Was it from taking a puck?

Yeah, I was stepping up at the blueline and the forward tried to flip it in. Cracked my larynx.

Like a good canadian I drove myself to the hospital and was in icu for 48 hours.

I actually wrote an article in the free press about it.

Great injury for a radio dj to have

 

[White Out 902]

I once farted so hard a bubble form around me and I floated away.....

One of my farts was so nasty that I said, out loud, "Jesus Christ, I'm disgusting", and had to leave the floor i was on

 

[sipowicz]

Botterill kinda hangry tonight!

More stupidity from McGoof as usual!

 

[robertocarlos]

I opened a container of yogurt yesterday that expired in March. I ate 200 ml of it. I'm still here.

 

[Adam da bomb]

Yeah, you can't teach size but our size is too effing slow.

Slow and steady wins the race young’un. Then we have speedster Heinola.

 

[Do or Die]

A lot of silent killers, round those parts....

 

[Cnile]

Botterill kinda hangry tonight!

More stupidity from McGoof as usual!

Hrudey dressed

 

[robertocarlos]

Botterill kinda hangry tonight!

More stupidity from McGoof as usual!

Bad hair day.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Talking about farts...

One time my old cat fell asleep on my stomache. It was shortly after he was lost for a few weeks and recently found; he didn't want to be away from any of us.

I couldn't hold it, so I let one go. He woke up and turned toward where the strange sound came from. After a moment, he ran off about as fast as I have ever seen him run.

 

[heretik27]

One of my farts was so nasty that I said, out loud, "Jesus Christ, I'm disgusting", and had to leave the floor i was on

I had a dog that could clear rooms with his farts. It was so bad even he'd get up and slink away in shame and then the smell would just hit you while you were wondering why he was giving you that guilty look as if he was pleading for forgiveness on his way down the hall.

 

[Cnile]

I opened a container of yogurt yesterday that expired in March. I ate 200 ml of it. I'm still here.

Frozen?

 

[Do or Die]

Some posts reflecting the quality of hockey, so far....

 

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

Jets can hydrate after that 1st period and get back to what they do best vs lower end teams. 100% effort!

 

[SensibleGuy]

This thread has taken a fowl turn

 

[Cnile]

Jets are flat
Flatulence
It’s relative

 

[Fatdrunk]

Jets are flat
Flatulence
It’s relative

Hey we found mcgoof's burner account

 

[Jet]

Here's the Freep article if anyone cares

Jul 2012: Opinion: DIAGNOSIS: Compassionate

It started on a Sunday. I play rec hockey, and was in the midst of a heated battle when a puck found the soft underside of my glove and mashed my pinky. It hurt. A lot. I have lost many painful argume...

www.winnipegfreepress.com

 

[sipowicz]

Has anyone mentioned the legend of Michigan high school quarterback Copp yet?

 

[Cnile]

Hey we found mcgoof's burner account

Maybe

 

[robertocarlos]

Frozen?

No. Kept cold. Never opened though. Blueberry Activia. Didn't look too bad. Smell good.

 

[sipowicz]

Outshot check

Outscored check

Outgassed check

 

[robertocarlos]

Has anyone mentioned the legend of Michigan high school quarterback Copp yet?

Six touchdowns? Wait, that was Putin. Four TDs.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Hey we found mcgoof's burner account

Yager's better.