GDT: Game 41: New York Rangers @ Washington Capitals, 1pm ET, ESPN+, ABC (Game 1 of a home and home)

[Baby Duck Homme]

I would start a gofundme to pay off the ABC producer to show video of PK slewfooting someone when he is talking.

 

[Boris Zubov]

f*** sherry I'm moving on to grappa

I cannot fathom how anyone drinks grappa. Might as well drink lighter fluid.

 

[McRanger92]

Those 2 don't compliment each other and never have. So weird that they never get broken up

I’ve been banging the table to break them up since last season

 

[Uglybstrd]

Seems like we never score on breakaways, but the opponents always do. Annoying.

 

[hardnosed]

K’Andre continues to fail the “don’t make the very obvious wrong play with the puck challenge” every night. His hockey IQ is dogshit and it’s not Trouba’s fault.

His physical skills allow him to cover up for a lot of his mistakes, but not all of them. Makes way, way too many mental mistakes.

 

[RangerLifer]

Why do they keep saying Carbomb? Is Dan Carcillo in the house?

 

[Daves a mess]

Washington's whole coaching staff are Qball bald



Subban is a dooooosh

Blidh is better than Blake

Can Goodrow be put on waivers?

 

[effen]

Getting RJ Barrett vibes from Kandre recently

All the fiery energy of a stoner on a quart of nyquil.

 

[GENESISPuck94]

Cuylle should be on the PP over Brodzinski wtf

A couple players should be on PP units... but, fear of being better is a thing I guess.

 

[McRanger92]

All the fiery energy of a stoner on a quart of nyquil.

He should get his head out of the IG model’s ass

 

[gabevh3]

Lavi encouraging families to come to the rink. So no Perry?

What did he say?

 

[Whoot Whoot]

Hot take: that hit by Wilson wasn’t even a penalty

 

[Baby Duck Homme]

I cannot fathom how anyone drinks grappa. Might as well drink lighter fluid.

I had a room mate in college who made home made grappa in his barn. He brought some to the dorm room. I went blind for like 3 hours. It was rocket fuel.

 

[tlk]

I cannot fathom how anyone drinks grappa. Might as well drink lighter fluid.

it's just a brandy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Slivovica, raki, grape brandy's, etc... And mine is aged one too =p

just not a fancy name like cognac or whatever

Anyway my hard liq drink of choice is malt whisky and it's the best AINEC

 

[DanielBrassard]

Trouba’s analytics suck because he’s defending a 2 on 1 on every shift thanks to Miller

lol no, Trouba is a bum on his own merits.

 

[RangerLifer]

I couldn't give two shits about the all-star game.

 

[Tob]

It's obvious at times that Miller didn't learn to play D until his final season in college and only started playing hockey at 20.

 

[effen]

Hot take: that hit by Wilson wasn’t even a penalty

Brodz got exactly what he deserved for seeing TOM WILSON OF ALL f***ING PEOPLE steaming towards him and spinning around thinking that showing his numbers was going to protect him.

Failed intelligence test and consequence rendered all in 1 second.

 

[tlk]

I couldn't give two shits about the all-star game.

I gather they run with it still since it brings in the profits. No other explanation.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

The Caps are a less talented version of the Trotz Islanders. Just a painful team to watch.

 

[GENESISPuck94]

Can anyone post Draisaitl's numbers away from McDavid?

 

[Harbour Dog]

Should get PK to comment on what is and isn't a slew foot instead.

 

[AirGut]

He should get his head out of the IG model’s ass

now that you mention it, I don't think Miller has looked the same at all ever since he started dating that girl

 

[Baby Duck Homme]

I cannot fathom how anyone drinks grappa. Might as well drink lighter fluid.

I had a room mate in college who made home made grappa in his barn. He brought some to the dorm room. I went blind for like 3 hours. It was like rocket fuel.

 

[will1066]

He should get his head out of the IG model’s ass