GDT: Game 36 - Tampa Bay Lightning @ Winnipeg Jets - Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 - 7:00pm CST - TSN3 - CJOB/Power 97

[Inanna]

Oh right, I forgot.

With my shoulder length hair and my incredibly dazzling personality, there's no reason anyone would pick up on the fact that I'm nearly deaf. Beach days and sleepovers, of course, are a different problem.

 

[Jets 31]

You mean we're supposed to stay on topic in here? I'm just killing time til my roomie yells that dinner's on the table.

I don't go to games because my hearing is severely compromised. In addition to being (checks Stumbley's fantasies) "stunningly beautiful", I'm wearing several grand worth of electronics in and on my ears. Whenever my surroundings become too loud, I'm usually out of there quickly. There's no point in even going into an NHL arena.

Geese that's too bad, going to a live playoff game or a good concert is so much fun, i'm sure you do other things that are just as good though.

 

[Inanna]

Maybe? Are you trying to broker one of those "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deals?

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Maybe? Are you trying to broker one of those "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deals?

 

[Buffdog]

No, it has to be voluntary, despite my curiosity to see what many of you look like.

Have any HF Board members met in real life, either accidentally or by rendezvous?

f***, half the shit I say on here could get me cancelled

If someone went though my post history and did 30 seconds worth of digging, I'm sure they could figure my identity out... but posting a pic would make it WAY too easy lol

 

[Stumbledore]

A condition of your parole?

Yeah, between my wife and a home duty nurse I feel like a prisoner on parole. Forget the BS that Inanna told you, I just had a cardiac incident and got stuck in a hospital for a week, nowhere near death. I'm forbiden alchohol until Jan 4 so we're having dinner with friends on Friday to celebrate and I'm pretty sure it's where Inanna works so I'm expecting I might get a little better treatment to go with her smile.

 

[Inanna]

Geese that's too bad, going to a live playoff game or a good concert is so much fun, i'm sure you do other things that are just as good though.

Yes I do and I'm paying for it this afternoon. But I'm firmly resolved to stay up to the end of the game!

f***, half the shit I say on here could get me cancelled

If someone went though my post history and did 30 seconds worth of digging, I'm sure they could figure my identity out... but posting a pic would make it WAY too easy lol

It make it sound like you're in a witness protection program.

 

[Gil Fisher]

I've seen people with HF open at Jets games in the past. I did not engage.

stop reading over my shoulder!

 

[Inanna]

Dinner's up! See you after the game if I'm still awake.

 

[10Ducky10]

Hartman is such a f**king piece of shit. I absolutely hate that piece of trash. I would pay to have Lowry or Dillon cave in his head.

I'll chip in...

 

[WolfHouse]

Yes they check you out and make small talk…..is that you who hit my car and simply walked away?

Me:
What… who me?… what car?

Waitresses hit on me all the time now

Server: how can I help you?
Me: nods knowingly and slyly
Server: sir? Maybe a coffee?
Me: winks and nods realizing I can't hear anything over the background noise

Sips coffee knowing I've still got it.

 

[10Ducky10]

According to my wiki, the track is over 50 years old. You don't get much more classic than that.

1978 so 45 years.
Lots of classic rock before that and I would argue better classic rock.

 

[Stumbledore]

Waitresses hit on me all the time now

Server: how can I help you?
Me: nods knowingly and slyly
Server: sir? Maybe a coffee?
Me: winks and nods realizing I can't hear anything over the background noise

Sips coffee knowing I've still got it.

This is so achingly true that it's hilarious.

 

[jokesondee]

No, it has to be voluntary,
despite my curiosity to see what many of you look like.
Have any HF Board members met in real life, either accidentally or by rendezvous?

First, imagine the most handsome man of your dreams. Then, imagine being sorely disappointed...

 

[10Ducky10]

No, it has to be voluntary, despite my curiosity to see what many of you look like.

Have any HF Board members met in real life, either accidentally or by rendezvous?

I think Fonzie organized a get together in a bar somewhere a few seasons ago...playoffs maybe?
Pretty sure Alpha had a meeting of the minds as well.

 

[King Woodballs]

A grind against the Minnesota dirtbags is more like it

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Waitresses hit on me all the time now

Server: how can I help you?
Me: nods knowingly and slyly
Server: sir? Maybe a coffee?
Me: winks and nods realizing I can't hear anything over the background noise

Sips coffee knowing I've still got it.

I get hit on all the time by women.

Usually involves whatever heavy-handed object is available: rolled-up newspaper, stapler, keyboard, chair...

 

[gojetsgo]

 

[Royale With Cheese]

Yeah, between my wife and a home duty nurse I feel like a prisoner on parole. Forget the BS that Inanna told you, I just had a cardiac incident and got stuck in a hospital for a week, nowhere near death. I'm forbiden alchohol until Jan 4 so we're having dinner with friends on Friday to celebrate and I'm pretty sure it's where Inanna works so I'm expecting I might get a little better treatment to go with her smile.

Woah, did not know that.

Take care of yourself. We need you here. At the very least, to keep @Inanna under control.

 

[macmaroon]

Last chance to get your guesses in to the Prediction Contest...

 

[bustamente]

January 2, afternoon rain was interesting freezing rain was not

 

[Stumbledore]

January 2, afternoon rain was interesting freezing rain was not

Yeah, once in a while it's good to be housebound.

 

[Buffdog]

With my shoulder length hair and my incredibly dazzling personality, there's no reason anyone would pick up on the fact that I'm nearly deaf. Beach days and sleepovers, of course, are a different problem.

Have you seen that "deaf threat" reel on IG?

I asked my buddy who has a draft brother whether or not it was offensive and his answer was "I'm not sure if it's offensive or not, but it's f***ing hilarious"

 

[SUX2BU]

I get hit on all the time by women.

Usually involves whatever heavy-handed object is available: rolled-up newspaper, stapler, keyboard, chair...

Frying pan, tire iron, cup, roll of quarters

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Frying pan, tire iron, cup, roll of quarters



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