1. If Keegan Kolesar and Tanner Pearson look like Pavel Datsyuk on breakaways against you, you should probably just hang up the pads. Not excusing the defense here either because holy f*** guys, there were so many plays that should have just...not been plays, but if you can't even save muffins from guys like Kolesar and Hanifin, you should probably see yourself out.
2. There are like 3 players moving their skates in the defensive zone at any given time. Out of our whole roster. Why? Did we all just decide to collectively watch the game instead of play it? The lack of jump- well, the lack of really *anything* is...uh...something. I feel like I'm watching the mid 2000s Leafs who have only shown up to collect their paycheque and go home.
3. I don't wanna act like it's super simple to just fix the issue but...look, the guy across from you is not a good goalie. You scored two nothing goals on him. Yet we just...won't shoot the puck? It's like we're thinking the game at the speed of molasses, okay we need to get set up in the o-zone, move the puck around, get some screens going, and then we can shoot the puck! No. Just shoot the f***ing puck. I guarantee if we had 40 shots at least 5 of them would have gone in. Like 20 shots in 3 periods is just embarrassing. Just shoot the puck! All you need to do is get lucky and shoot the puck, time honored tradition that works against every team in the league. Put pucks to the net. Isn't this hockey 101? Why is this such a hard concept for most of our team to grasp?
I saw that Grubaeur was in and we were playing the VGK and knew we were going to get walloped with a 7-1 score or something like that immediately but the absolute just lack of effort, lack of energy, going through the motions just kills me. Yeah, our GM hasn't exactly put the 80s Oilers out there, but it wouldn't matter if this was the kind of effort those guys gave either.
Honestly at this point I feel like our team would improve by jettisoning almost anyone over $3m on this roster. Like, objectively good players are just not giving a shit. Our top scorers don't seem to give a shit.
"Hey Sale, you want to be playing 1st line minutes in the NHL this year? Well come on up and hustle your f***ing ass off and maybe you will!"
"Hey Kessel, I heard you want to return to the NHL. You try your best out there and hustle and we'll give you a contract, alright?"
It's a sad day in time when I can look at this roster and think to myself "they would get picked apart by Brad f***ing Richardson and Michael Grabner in 2019"