GDT: Game 31: New York Rangers at Nashville Predators, 8 pm EST, MSG, ESPN+

[TheDirtyH]

That when they die and gather around the pearly gates, St. Peter will pull the lever sending them straight to hell

 

[Profet]

LOL - we could win the draft lottery, pick a genuinely generational talent and watch them slowly die on the pine whilst we continue to let the burnt-out core of this team get PP minutes.

Next time Rangers sniff a top 3 pick, they'll go off the board and draft a goalie.

 

[LokiDog]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

Ever watched milk curdle?

 

[Row I Goon]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

It's the equivalent of stepping in dog shit on a hot day and then taking your shoe off to check if it was indeed shit and gagging on the stench.

 

[Machinehead]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

It's boring and they're getting their asses kicked.

 

[WhereO Is Kakko]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

ECHL-level tilt. With zero offensive skill.

 

[NCRanger]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

A VHS tape from 2002.

 

[Bob Richards]

Perhaps the entire team can gather around as Kreider calls Goodrow during the intermission and puts him on speaker so he can provide some wisdom to the team

*Goodrow shaking with agitation and crimson faced*: Actually a lot of people are named Barclay. It’s a very normal name.

 

[Shesterkybomb]

Ouch...doesn't sound good.

 

[Machinehead]

Canada is celebrating their OT victory when the Russian national anthem hits.

"BAH GOD KING!! THAT'S NIKITA KUCHEROV!!! AND HE HAS THE MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE!!!"

 

[zlev]

this game cementing the fact that we would've had a couple more lottery picks if we didnt sign Panarin

 

[McRanger92]

I watched No Country for Old Men recently. Maybe we can hire Javier Bardem to put them out to pasture.

“Call it”

 

[TheDirtyH]

glad we've out hit them. Losing the battle, winning the war

 

[LokiDog]

I have no idea how Hank and Vally can be so professional at this stage but it’s impressive.

 

[McRanger92]

KK last in 5v5 ice time. Mika 2nd last, although he has a heap of special team time

Both guys have stunk tonight

KK last in 5v5 ice time. Mika 2nd last, although he has a heap of special team time

Both guys have stunk tonight

 

[Filip Chytil]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

Like pissing out kidney stones

 

[Jaromir Jagr]

How good is Artemi Panarin? Like fr would this team have made the playoffs last year without him?

 

[Boris Zubov]

A VHS tape from 2002.

Complete with Mika doing his best Tom Poti impression.

 

[TheDirtyH]

Like pissing out kidney stones

I've heard that tends to make you feel something

 

[Brutananadilewski]

Complete with Mika doing his best Tom Poti impression.

A vegan allergic to nuts?

 

[Shesterkybomb]

I'm so used to coming home and seeing them up a goal it's crushing to see how far they've fallen

 

[effen]

It's absolutely gobsmacking how untalented Kaapo Kakko is.

 

[mike14]

Both guys have stunk tonight



Both guys have stunk tonight

Yup. I actually thought Mika started ok, but it went down hill pretty quick

 

[Matt Rentfree]

How's it looked, missed the first two periods

Picture if you will, the NHL equivalent of the post-coital pillow talk between Ron Duguay and Sarah Palin.

 

[bleedblue94]

Just tuned in, getting out shot by one of the worst teams in the league and it's nice that they helped stranger stammer finally get another even strength point.

I would love to hear again how it's not an issue with the players.