Dogs with eyebrows just makes me not trust them.
I catch my dog starring at my food, then I see his eyes and eyebrows shift to me and quickly shift away from me and the food.
He's a dud of a dog. He's picky. Only eats certain things. Only lays down in the couch and on some pillows, or blankets.
Gets merked by cats and small dogs.
Has high anxiety for some reason
Steals my spot in bed if I ever get up because I worked shift work when we first got him.
Throws up on furniture more than the dickbag cats do and there's f***ing 4 of them.
Absolutely loses his shit when you say squirrel.
f***ing wife picks the dudiest of dud animals.
He tries to do dirty things to the only other male animal, a cat because he really likes him.
That cat is afraid of anything that's moved and isn't where it was last time he was in the room. Might be the first instance of autism in a cat.
f***ing eats plastic and still alive.
Got hurt, which was the equivalent of getting hit by a car going around 20km despite the fact that he's never been outside because he's absolutely terrified of going outside.
When he kneads you he extends his claws all the way out so it f***ing hurts. His mom didn't hit him enough when he was a kitten.
Anyways, anyone want some f***ing animals ?