GDT: Game #24 - Jets host Panthers @ 7pm CT - Schism

[Ginger Papa]

We know the Jets won’t quit
’Cause we‘ve seen how they can play
Stifle opponents please
Fundamentals of winning

Slow starts leave our Team exposed
They need to start with more emotion

So frustrating how it goes
Win the Game tonight - domination

The fight that fuels our fans then
Come on let‘s go, we need it so
We cannot let this home stand end
With more poor game execution

We know this Team has grit
’Cause we‘ve watched Lowry throwing down
Need to score, shoot all Game
Raise the puck, aim much higher
To beat young Knight, fire it over
Play your hardest, now or never

To bring the Season back together
Rediscover Jets execution

The energy
That comes from these Home Games really seem
To make the roller coaster worth livin’
Now find a way to win against Maurice

There was a time when we must admit
We thought we’d be blown away
Humble but now believing
Our Boys will beat the southern cats

We’ve seen them play enough to know
The danger of this core, not second guessing
Hellebuyck angry, he can impose
His Will, to avoid, humiliation

Some poor efforts have
A tendency to
Exaggerate any
Sense of fan‘s passion

Between HF Jets sisters & brothers
Between devoted True North lovers

We know the Team won’t quit
Not a little, not one bit
Wheeler, Kyle & Eyssimont
Morrissey, DeMelo & Mr. Schmidt
Chef, Dubois, Perfetti will bring it
This Team, so close-knit
From Florida, kick some shit
Win the Game tonight, we got this!


Stats clips courtesy of The Score App

Here’s hoping we can contain the Cats

Crush Tkachuk

And shut his yap

Expose our southern friends

Put them in a pretzel

and Demolish them when they try to be risky

And of course some Memes for good luck and health…..

Yeah, as our friend @SLAYER would say, I’m probably going south of heaven for some of these…

Hopefully I gave you folks a few laughs on my way down

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[JetsFan815]

Panthers are a good team. This has the potential to be a bloodbath esp if the Jets start the game like they did against the CBJ and Ducks.

There is going to be so much salt when Maurice gets a standing ovation in the arena.

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks again for the hilarious GDT @Ginger Papa . The Dude is going tonight so guaranteed win. In honor of Maurice i post this and i hope he's this angry by the end of the game.

 

[Jets 31]

And since cats hate birds i give you this for our music. This video kills me.

 

[Jets 31]

Panthers are a good team. This has the potential to be a bloodbath esp if the Jets start the game like they did against the CBJ and Ducks.

There is going to be so much salt when Maurice gets a standing ovation in the arena.

Maurice did some good things when he was here, he was just here too long.

 

[kanadalainen]

thanks @Ginger Papa - Tool is complex, dark and enigmatic post-prog. Not for the faint of heart.

In that light, lets smash the Floridian tabbies, led by our favourite hand waver.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Maurice will get a very warm reception and so he should.
A really good person who defended the Peg.
I wish him the best ( not tonight )

 

[SUX2BU]

thanks Ginger

Lets send this cud chewing tool home unhappy

and this one pissed off

 

[kanadalainen]

Lets pray that JoMo will exercise
His clapper for the Panther’d slaughter.
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me every player under the gaze of PoMo!
Fie on ’t, ah fie! 'Tis an unweeded garden
Their blended lines grows ripe, may they bleed.
Things rank and gross in nature
Possess their coach clearly -
That it should come to this –
The first meeting since the resignation.
But not for a few weeks Jets have strayed to beast mode
So excellent were we in early season days, that was to this
Hyperion to a satyr.
So too Bones to a Mo.
Were the Jets forwards so as not feel that the winds of misfortune
Visit Jets fans too roughly.
Heaven and earth, that awful few lopsided losses
Must I remember?
Now I beseech our top six
Nay the top four lines,
Fire on the Panthers tendy, smash him;
As if increase of appetite has grown
By what it fed on the Ducks, and sally forth to ragdoll Kachook
Let me think on ’t.
Frailty, thy name is swamp kitten!
A damaging hit in the corner, ere our skates shine bold
With which Pionk will thy poor forward’s bodies,
Like Niobe, all tears.
Why Pierre, Easy Rider, and even Farmhand —
O God, beasts on the short wall wants dig forth pucks of reason
To Feed Shuffles’s left-side clap bomb!
Greased Ekblad will mourn longer
And be married with Sorrow,
Jets will celebrate their another Dubya,
Ere yet the salt of the well-earned righteous tears of loss
Had left the flushing in the Panthers’ gouged eyes.

 

[Guardian17]

Thanks for the GDT @Ginger Papa !

I expect the Jets to start the game on fire tonight.

I could really use some Miami weather right now.

 

[Jetland162702]

Thanks Papa for the funny GDT. Gotta admit, I am a little worried about this one.
GJG

 

[Inanna]

So tonight we're forecast to drop to -35C, the coldest night of the year.

Tonight we're playing a team from Miami, Florida.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

 

[RabidOne]

So tonight we're forecast to drop to -35C, the coldest night of the year.

Tonight we're playing a team from Miami, Florida.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Only if they have to play outside!

 

[sipowicz]

Maurice will get a very warm reception and so he should.
A really good person who defended the Peg.
I wish him the best ( not tonight )

Gave a like here grudgingly, Maurice knew how to play to the room, whether it was genuine or not is debatable, it's probably the main reason why as just a very average coach that he has been in the game so long!

 

[SensibleGuy]

So tonight we're forecast to drop to -35C, the coldest night of the year.

so far. It gets worse.

 

[SUX2BU]

 

[SensibleGuy]

Maurice did some good things when he was here, he was just here too long.

Absolutely correct. He probably shouldn't have been here more than 5, maybe 6 seasons. I mean what was it...9? That's a looooong run for a coach with one real "cup run" in that time...

 

[RetroWinnipeg]

So Rick Bowness is not the team's babysitter, eh?

(Wasn't there behind-the-scenes photos of the Jets and dogs on the concourse somewhere online? That's would have made a better satirical book cover.)

 

[Royale With Cheese]

So tonight we're forecast to drop to -35C, the coldest night of the year.

Tonight we're playing a team from Miami, Florida.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

 

[macmaroon]

Thanks for the GDT @Ginger Papa !

I expect the Jets to start the game on fire tonight.

I could really use some Miami weather right now.

This reminded me of this...

Let's burn this Floridian hockey team...isn't global warming supposed to do that for us? I guess not with today's weather...

Thanks @Ginger Papa for another funny GDT, I love the memes, keep them coming...

 

[Jet]

Thanks for the GDT @Ginger Papa !

I expect the Jets to start the game on fire tonight.

I could really use some Miami weather right now.

I go from this to Winnipeg on Monday. I might die.

 

[Inanna]

So Rick Bowness is not the team's babysitter, eh?
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(Wasn't there behind-the-scenes photos of the Jets and dogs on the concourse somewhere online? That's would have made a better satirical book cover.)

I'll bet that I'm the only person on this board who read that whole series one summer.

 

[SensibleGuy]

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I go from this to Winnipeg on Monday. I might die.

it's gonna burn for sure...lol

 

[SUX2BU]

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I go from this to Winnipeg on Monday. I might die.

Life's rough, Gilligan ........

 

[Atoyot]

Panthers are a good team. This has the potential to be a bloodbath esp if the Jets start the game like they did against the CBJ and Ducks.

There is going to be so much salt when Maurice gets a standing ovation in the arena.

They're not a very good team especially with players missing, outside of the playoffs, and a team the Jets should beat. We've seen them lose to worse though.

Doubt many will be salty about Maurice getting a warm welcome. He was a crappy coach, not a crappy guy. Very likable in fact.