TODAY'S LINES...
1: Guy frustrated they wont get him the puck - Guy who can't win the puck on face-offs - Guy on a hot streak
2: Guy who needs to be in front of the net picking up garbage - Guy who shouldn't be playing center but is - Guy on a cold streak
3: Guy who thinks he is a center, but isn't - Guy learning how to play center - Guy Jarmo loves but Torts doesn't
4: Guy with skates of fire and hands of stone - Guy who plays well for 2 games after being called up - Guy who actually IS a center
D1: Guy who shouldn't be playing with Seth Jones - Seth Jones
D2: Guy who shouldn't be playing in the NHL - Guy playing in the NHL
D3: Guy who is actually quite good - Guy who used to be quite good
G1: Guy named to an NHL All-Star team, but didn't deserve to be
G2: Guy named to a Liiga All-Star team and deserved to be