GDT: Game 19 - New York Rangers @ San Jose Sharks - 10:30 EST, MSG (The late night show edition)

[Boris Zubov]

The Devils hired a witch doctor. It's the only logical explanation. Get a priestess in the locker room to do a seance and tell those f***ers to f*** off.

We used to employ that witch doctor...He was also a player for us in the 80s.

 

[I Eat Crow]

The Devils hired a goaltender. Underlying numbers had them as a top 10 team last year.

Correct. Doesn't explain this team's misfortune, though. They did both.

 

[Kane One]

No wonder Zibanejad looks off tonight. We got the wrong one in tonight. (Found on reddit/r/rangers)
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Was that graphic made in 1995? Wtf is that font and background

 

[romba]

Flubbing open nets, pucks deflecting off D right into opposing goalie even while he’s way out of position, posts galore….just another 2022 Rangers game

 

[Deleted member 23124]

Im gonna exit soon with this crap play

I was just thinking about not bothering with the third.

 

[Leonardo87]

No wonder Zibanejad looks off tonight. We got the wrong one in tonight. (Found on reddit/r/rangers)
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Mike is Mika’s Vegan twin.

 

[duhmetreE]

no one is ready for the puck in scoring areas.

 

[mike14]

Mike is Mika’s evil twin.

Hey!

 

[Kane One]

Mike is Mika’s Vegan twin.

Rather than being a vegan, he only eats foie gras and lobster

 

[Bob Richards]

The Devils hired a goaltender. Underlying numbers had them as a top 10 team last year.

Yup. Devils were much better than they seemed last year. Lots of unfortunate injuries and just abominable goalies.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

boring ass hockey

 

[Shesterkybomb]

I was told a pilon could play with Panarin and get 70 points.

 

[Bob Richards]

Rather than being a vegan, he only eats foie gras and lobster

Lobsters don't have souls

 

[duhmetreE]

The Devils hired a goaltender. Underlying numbers had them as a top 10 team last year.

so we'll be good next year when we hire a goaltender?

 

[Boris Zubov]

Mike is Mika’s Vegan twin.

They're both soft as baby shit

 

[inranger94]

Tuba with a meatball on net. Does any of these clowns ever use a hard slap shot anymore?

 

[Kane One]

Lobsters don't have souls

Explains their ginger color

 

[RickChartraw]

was #13 scratched?

 

[will1066]

The Hell's Kitchen kids are progressing at hockey better than the real Rangers

 

[Deleted member 23124]

so we'll be good next year when we hire a goaltender?

only if he scores a lot of goals.

 

[Number 9]

Feels like we placed our bets on the kids to make a jump and none of them have. Not really talking about chytil.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Lobsters don't have souls

God bless those soul-less bastards. They taste so good.

 

[Machinehead]

Sam cheated at the trivia again

 

[KevinFinnerty]

Damn we can't score for shit can we?

 

[Machinehead]

so we'll be good next year when we hire a goaltender?

Yes