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GDT: Game # 19 - Jets @ Stars - 7:30 CT, Friday Nov. 25th. — Who the f*** is Dallas?

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Ginger Papa

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I know it’s early, but I’m going to be heading north tomorrow morning and have a movie date with my teen Gingers tonight, so I‘m confident you will all understand why I’m Posting this so soon.

Hoping to join you all for the Game after puck drop.

Thank you to everyone who has been picking up these GDT’s this Season so far. Hopefully I’ll be able to contribute regularly as the Season goes along.



**Language Warning**




Scheduling called when they got the word
They said, "I suppose you've heard...
about Dallas?"

Well I rushed to NHL‘s website and the link inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
A Friday game showed up,
Tonight in Dallas we’ll arrive.

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To help seal the deal
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


We grew up separate,
grew up apart
But they engraved their initials
in Lord Stanley’s Cup

Cheating Dallas

Our Jets will walk through their door,
with our head held high
our momentum,
carrying us by.
Like a steamrolling machine crawling slowly,
making opponents cry

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


Gary Bettman emailed and asked how we felt
Our Fanbase said, OK, well here’s how to help
No Game Management

He said, "Now bias is gone, so listen here,
I just want American Teams to win each year.”

And then the little elf bitch disappeared

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

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Nothing sounds more like a New Year's party Down Under than a crowd of people at the campground belting out Living Next Door to Alice.

Still living in Europe, still not watching Jets games live, still lurking. Hope you guys are all well!
 
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After seeing those North Stars jerseys 2 nights ago, good chance the Stars come out with the ugliest jerseys in the league. The injury advantage favours Dallas by a long shot. Feels like a game where the Jets could get punched in the face back to back, but I hope Bones message got through.
 
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Since Dallas, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea,
Will with waning mortality o'er-sway Jets fourth line power,
How will this Texas cage encumber and hold Scheifele,
Whose actions are infused with strength of a cilantro’d shower?
O, how shall PLD's honey’d shot, and gunned arms hold out
As he crasheth Dallas’ net; wreckful siege of battering days,
With Otter’s rock’d non-impregnable and not so stout,
Nor gates of steel so strong, with Time’s inevitable decay?
O Gurianov, Benn - ye fear this meditation! where, alack,
Shall Time's best jewel - Pavelski - from Time's decay hid?
Hell Boy’s strong hand can sure to hold his sad shot back?
Or this thin foil cover Robertson’s lost beauty can forbid?
O, none, lest Dallas forge a miracle from thy fetid shyte,
As we find Jets love in this black ink, may’t still shine bright.
 
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Ginger Papa said:
I know it’s early, but I’m going to be heading north tomorrow morning and have a movie date with my teen Gingers tonight, so I‘m confident you will all understand why I’m Posting this so soon.

Hoping to join you all for the Game after puck drop.

Thank you to everyone who has been picking up these GDT’s this Season so far. Hopefully I’ll be able to contribute regularly as the Season goes along.



**Language Warning**




Scheduling called when they got the word
They said, "I suppose you've heard...
about Dallas?"

Well I rushed to NHL‘s website and the link inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
A Friday game showed up,
Tonight in Dallas we’ll arrive.

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To help seal the deal
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


We grew up separate,
grew up apart
But they engraved their initials
in Lord Stanley’s Cup

Cheating Dallas

Our Jets will walk through their door,
with our head held high
our momentum,
carrying us by.
Like a steamrolling machine crawling slowly,
making opponents cry

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


Gary Bettman emailed and asked how we felt
Our Fanbase said, OK, well here’s how to help
No Game Management

He said, "Now bias is gone, so listen here,
I just want American Teams to win each year.”

And then the little elf bitch disappeared

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

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And some Memes for good luck and health
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Love the Cookie Monster and Waldo ones!
 
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Ginger Papa said:
I know it’s early, but I’m going to be heading north tomorrow morning and have a movie date with my teen Gingers tonight, so I‘m confident you will all understand why I’m Posting this so soon.

Hoping to join you all for the Game after puck drop.

Thank you to everyone who has been picking up these GDT’s this Season so far. Hopefully I’ll be able to contribute regularly as the Season goes along.



**Language Warning**




Scheduling called when they got the word
They said, "I suppose you've heard...
about Dallas?"

Well I rushed to NHL‘s website and the link inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
A Friday game showed up,
Tonight in Dallas we’ll arrive.

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To help seal the deal
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


We grew up separate,
grew up apart
But they engraved their initials
in Lord Stanley’s Cup

Cheating Dallas

Our Jets will walk through their door,
with our head held high
our momentum,
carrying us by.
Like a steamrolling machine crawling slowly,
making opponents cry

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


Gary Bettman emailed and asked how we felt
Our Fanbase said, OK, well here’s how to help
No Game Management

He said, "Now bias is gone, so listen here,
I just want American Teams to win each year.”

And then the little elf bitch disappeared

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

29 years savouring every chance
To knock them on their heels
And really disappoint their fans

Now we've got opportunity
To seriously mess up the plans of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​


For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game for Bones

'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas

Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?​

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And some Memes for good luck and health
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Thanks for the GDT. Great memes.

Thanks especially for the charts and stats. I think they show that the Jets have indeed improved defensively in a significant way. They have no finish, however. We've been outshooting opponents so it's not like there's "no offence", we just can't score. Is this luck or variance, or is there something Bones has the Jets doing that is reducing quality of shots?
 
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