"Paleontology textbooks figure that sharks probably first evolved around 410 - 420 million years ago - sometime in the Late Ordovician or Early Devonian Periods. Red Wings fans figure their last relaxed and good feeling about their team was probably back on February 26 when Patrick Kane scored his storybook "Showtime" goal in the overtime period. In tonight's survival of the fittest struggle in LA, the Sharks will be above the water not below it, and Detroit will be below the playoff line not above it. Here's hoping that the next winning period for the visiting team isn't 400 million years in the future."
- Plausible Keats