Game report. I was at Staples, 16th row. Tossed my hat for Boeser, but it didn't make it to the ice. Instead, it landed in row two, and the guy who caught it was totally perplexed, like he simply had no idea why there was suddenly a hat in his lap. He was so dumbfounded that I thought maybe I'd made a mistake, so I checked my phone and sure enough the goal was credited to Miller. So I was like, damn, that's a decent hat, and I've just basically given it to a stranger. So I went down to row two and got it back from the dude, who remained at all times confused by the whole exchange.
As I was returning to my seat, a more knowledgeable Kings fan said "That didn't work out very well for you, did it?" and I was like, I dunno, I'm feeling pretty good, thanks. By the time I got back to my seat, the goal had been given to Boeser.
So I got to see a hat-trick, throw my hat, and enjoy a big win. And then I went home in my hat. That concludes my game report.