GDT: Game 12: New York Rangers vs Detroit Red Wings, 7:30 ET, (Game is on TNT or Max)

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Summary so far:

Every single redwings player - very bad

Every single rangers player(excluding #24) - amazing

 

[NickyFotiu]

Bisonette explaining the game to Chelios!!! You must be kidding me

Chellios is right. Guys in front during regular season are barely touched nowadays. Back in 80s-90s anything outside of a crosscheck to the face was often allowed in front.

 

[Matt Rentfree]

Yeah and Kakko looks like 1998 Pam Anderson from the neck down

He looks more like Ian Anderson than Pam Anderson - and he looks nothing like Ian.

 

[rangersfansince08]

We're currently blowing them out of the water 5v5

CF 66%
FF 68%
Shots For 72.4%
Scoring Chances 79%
HDCF 72.7%
xGF 75.7%

No player is below 52% xGF
Laffy is team lead in xGF% with a whopping 92.5%

And without Fox

 

[Ben Grimm]

Anson grinding into Biz is just the thing to get my wife into hockey

TMI!

 

[Bob Richards]

Chris Chelios was teammates with Guy Lafluer and Evander Kane

 

[will1066]

Yeah and Kakko looks like 1998 Pam Anderson from the neck down

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Profet]

I miss Bill Pidto's 150.

 

[INWOODBLUE]

Chris Chelios was teammates with Guy Lafluer and Evander Kane

Chris Chelios invented ice

 

[Kane One]

Chris Chelios was teammates with Guy Lafluer and Evander Kane

And every Stanley Cup Final since 1980 and except 2022 featured a one-time teammate of Jagr.

 

[Rongomania]

Wheeler has been more engaged than Kakko tonight. I know he took 2 penalties, and looks like a slug, but he's been much more engaged.

Dude I swear there was a moment early in the second I think where Wheels was clearly in front of the puck, it glides past him, he just couldn't react. It was kind of sad, dude is cooooooOoked.

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

He looks more like Ian Anderson than Pam Anderson - and he looks nothing like Ian.

Kakko has the hands of a veteran cement worker, the speed of a walrus on the beach and the tits of a mid 90's supermodel

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Did they say the Rangers need to clean things up defensively? Were they in a coma the first 10 games?

 

[will1066]

Chris Chelios invented ice

Then he thought of what to invent next to go with ice. Oh, dirty hockey plays.

 

[Kaapo Cabana]

He looks more like Ian Anderson than Pam Anderson - and he looks nothing like Ian.

Kakko-lung?

 

[Captain Lindy]

Biz saying we're not getting the goaltending. Is he high?

 

[2014nyr]

This just registered with me-- wait, why did TNT hire Chelios?

cause espn fired him, he likes being on tv, he has connections in tv, tnt wants ex nhl'ers on their broadcast. seems like they have a lot of rotation in who they put on - not realistically gonna get guys like gretz/hank etc to commit to a full broadcast schedule.

 

[inranger94]

Did they say the Rangers need to clean things up defensively? Were they in a coma the first 10 games?

They were talking about Buffalo. lol

 

[will1066]

I miss Bill Pidto's 150.

Especially when he does it in front of a black drape in the corner

 

[Kaapo Cabana]

Biz saying we're not getting the goaltending. Is he high?

He’s so blinded by his ranger hate. It’s obvious and embarrassing

 

[SnowblindNYR]

They were talking about Buffalo. lol

I thought they were talking about Toronto and how just like the Rangers they need to clean things up defensively.

 

[Matt Rentfree]

Kakko-lung?

At the end of a shift, he is most likely Locomotive Breath.

 

[LokiDog]

 

[Captain Lindy]

They were talking about Buffalo. lol

Did he say that Buffalo wasn't getting goaltending? I thought he was talking about the Rangers too. LOL

 

[INWOODBLUE]

He’s so blinded by his ranger hate. It’s obvious and embarrassing

Do you actually listen enough to him to come to that conclusion?