GDT: Game 1: Islanders @ Hurricanes, 7pm

Jul 18, 2010
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I'll admit, I farted when the buzzer went off, pressure was getting to me

Try Anton Dubinchuk’s patented anti-bloating technique.

Lie face down on your bed. Expand/push your belly into the bed as far/hard as you can (pretend you’re trying to make your belly look as fat as possible).

If you’re even slightly bloated, this technique will result in an immediate, lengthy, and satisfying fart. You may also get a satisfying lower back pop, or you may not.

This post is entirely serious. I’ve Googled around and I cannot find anything suggesting this technique. I think I’m the inventor and it’s probably my most likely path to being in a textbook someday.
 

TheReelChuckFletcher

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Jun 30, 2011
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Probabaly the new building and because everything is more expensive now, too. I’ve seen crazy ticket prices all over NY

Inflation has been sort of bad nationwide but it is particularly bad in the places where you'd think they'd be bad, AKA NY/CA/MA. There's a reason why many have been fleeing there in recent years.
 

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Next.

Canes have won the last seven I've attended. Wish I could get down more often.
 

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