But imagine doing that, on drugs.
I was on a drug at the time, as it turns out
a very popular one, famously available in liquid form!
All I ultimately remember was that about 20 minutes into that roll, after my 8th pass or so, I went and did the Tim Tebow kneel to celebrate, and looked up just in time to see an African-American man about the size of CeeLo Green charging at me for a chest bump that literally sent me three feet back into the slot machines.
It was hazy after that, but I did wake up with three chips in my pocket (two $1k and a $500) so I clearly must have done okay.