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How about we get even and light the Senators' equipment truck on fire?
He's in and he's gonna scoreEk is in tonight.
Clark W. Griswold is gonna give him some non caloric, silicone based kitchen lubricant for his shovel…He's in and he's gonna score
Isn't there a fix to problems like this, some sort of sacrifice? Take your first born son and send him out in a canoe?@NHL1674
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It's like you went to a mirror at midnight, said his name 3 times and conjured him. Only, this works and the end result is way more annoying.
I mean, if you have an extra kid, I'm not totally opposed to seeing if it works. Dunno how it works out in Sweden, but guessing there are some sort of weird laws here that might prevent it. Probably before we got that route, lets maybe duct tape a bunch of open cans of Surstromming to him and stuff him in a locked room? Just to test the waters and all.Isn't there a fix to problems like this, some sort of sacrifice? Take your first born son and send him out in a canoe?
That's what the canadians are doing, right? Out in a boat?
@NHL1674
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It's like you went to a mirror at midnight, said his name 3 times and conjured him. Only, this works and the end result is way more annoying.
We tried to sacrifice a left nut but…Isn't there a fix to problems like this, some sort of sacrifice? Take your first born son and send him out in a canoe?
That's what the canadians are doing, right? Out in a boat?
I'm soooo tempted to take the neighbor's kid and try it right now, but then I would probably miss the game tonight and we can't have that. So maybe I try to grab a pinch of salt and throw it over my shoulder while singing a couple of Jahn Teigen's greatest hits and run backwards in a circle for half an hour.I mean, if you have an extra kid, I'm not totally opposed to seeing if it works. Dunno how it works out in Sweden, but guessing there are some sort of weird laws here that might prevent it. Probably before we got that route, lets maybe duct tape a bunch of open cans of Surstromming to him and stuff him in a locked room? Just to test the waters and all.
I'm soooo tempted to take the neighbor's kid and try it right now, but then I would probably miss the game tonight and we can't have that. So maybe I try to grab a pinch of salt and throw it over my shoulder while singing a couple of Jahn Teigen's greatest hits and run backwards in a circle for half an hour.
(Jahn Teigen is Norway's most famous singer ever. While Sweden had ABBA winning the Eurovision Song Contest, Norway had Jahn Teigen who came dead last with 0 points. Watch at your own peril.
You can never unsee this)
I'm soooo tempted to take the neighbor's kid and try it right now, but then I would probably miss the game tonight and we can't have that. So maybe I try to grab a pinch of salt and throw it over my shoulder while singing a couple of Jahn Teigen's greatest hits and run backwards in a circle for half an hour.
(Jahn Teigen is Norway's most famous singer ever. While Sweden had ABBA winning the Eurovision Song Contest, Norway had Jahn Teigen who came dead last with 0 points. Watch at your own peril.
You can never unsee this)
And you're better off for it. Congratulations.Sorry, couldn’t concentrate on the music. Couldn’t decide which was more distracting, the turned up collar and tie, or the gold flower or whatever it was attached to the suspenders…..
You love him in a Wild SweaterI hate Upchuck Jr.....just like his dad.