GDT: G34: Isn't there.... a game today? Wild @ Jets - 1PM CST

[Spurgeon]

Goligoski and Merrill need to be off this team.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

If Jon Merrill isn't winning board battles then what exactly is he doing for this team?

 

[Sweetnut]

Merrill losing the board battle, then lost his guy and being too slow

 

[f7ben]

Nino for Rask …… brilliant lol

Who was babbling about winning this back to back and solidifying our playoff spot????

 

[Minnesota]

Grabbed a pic of the Wild’s 1st period.

Ek and Rossi can come back for the 2nd. Everyone else can go home.

 

[MK9]

If Jon Merrill isn't winning board battles then what exactly is he doing for this team?

I came up with:

1. Wasting space.

2. Doing a perfect impression of a pylon.

3. Pretending to be an NHL caliber defenseman.

If you've got one better, I'll entertain more answers.

 

[Obvious Fabertism]

Couple guys need to wake up still but this is a more even game than the scoreboard shows right now IMO. Top line feels like its just a matter of time.

 

[Minnesota]

I came up with:

1. Wasting space.

2. Doing a perfect impression of a pylon.

3. Pretending to be an NHL caliber defenseman.

If you've got one better, I'll entertain more answers.

Growing mustache and/or mullet.

 

[Sweetnut]

I came up with:

1. Wasting space.

2. Doing a perfect impression of a pylon.

3. Pretending to be an NHL caliber defenseman.

If you've got one better, I'll entertain more answers.

Locker room pranks?

 

[Luceni]

the playoff thread jinxed everything.

 

[MK9]

Growing mustache and/or mullet.

That's a little more positive than I was expecting, but it's not wrong.

Guessing there is nowhere to find this specific stat, but anyone know the team record for matinee games?

I swear they very, very rarely play decent during either matinees or nationally televised games.

 

[Minnesota]

That's a little more positive than I was expecting, but it's not wrong.

Attempting to grow a shitty mustache and/or mullet.

Better?

 

[BagHead]

Spurgeon is back today which is good, but makes the D pairings confusing. Middleton has played well with Spurgeon and Faber.

Uh oh, thus starts the losing streak.

Not because Spurgeon is bad or makes the team worse, but simply because it makes no sense for it to happen when one of the best defenders returns. Nothing this team does makes sense.

 

[Minnesota]

Should have kept running:

Faber - Faber
Faber - Faber
Faber - Faber

 

[Roman Maroni]

Dedication.......just checking in to see how game is going. I'm on a boat off the coast of Maui fishing.

Dedication.......just checking in to see how game is going. I'm on a boat off the coast of Maui fishing.

My son just caught a Marlin

 

[JiricekSaveUs]

Perfetti is good

 

[Sweetnut]

That's right, Merrill. Grab a seat.
Ooops, wrong seat.

 

[Wild925]

My son just caught a Marlin

See if he can catch a replacement for Merrill

 

[Minnesota]

Hey, powerplay. Can’t beat them 5v5, maybe this is our chance.

 

[Sweetnut]

Dedication.......just checking in to see how game is going. I'm on a boat off the coast of Maui fishing.



My son just caught a Marlin
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That's just awesome!
Seen any mermaids there? Ours is in the pressbox.

 

[Roman Maroni]

No mermaids. Saw 4 humpback whales in distance and some flying fish though

See if he can catch a replacement for Merrill

I'll ask.......says his arms are tired. Can't real in a replacement

 

[Minnesota]

Nino… I can’t hate you.

 

[JiricekSaveUs]

I bet Guerin would love Nino and Coyle right about now

 

[Minnesota]

Ouch.

 

[Sweetnut]

Nino all alone in front.
No one covers him.
No.
One.