Funny Names

[Renard]

We don't seem to hear as many funny names in hockey anymore.

There used to be some good ones. My favorite were Butch Deadmarsh and Ron Stackhouse.

If you have any favorites, post them here.

 

[Reality Czech]

I don't think anything will top Per Djoos.

Phillipe Bozon was pretty good too.

 

[542365]

Miroslav Satan is a favorite of mine. Always found it funny as a kid.

 

[Bluesnatic27]

Blade Jenkins.

Best. Name. Ever.

 

[Reality Czech]

Miroslav Satan is a favorite of mine. Always found it funny as a kid.

His eyebrows even made him look a little "devilish."

 

[DatDude44]

Christopher Clapperton

 

[ChicagoBlues]

Ilkka Sinisalo

Jani Hakanpää

Slater Koekoek

 

[KingBran]

Ziggy Palffy was always one I enjoyed.

 

[Ranksu]

Ilkka Sinisalo

Jani Hakanpää

Slater Koekoek

Why those finnish are funny?

 

[brokeu91]

Is Philip McCracken still playing?

 

[Meatball]

Blade Jenkins.

Best. Name. Ever.

That name screams "hockey".

 

[CraigBillington]

Sam Anas always made me laugh in a "this s--- is Sam Anas. S-A-M-A-N-A-S" kinda way

 

[Halak Ness Monster]

Radek Bonk

 

[Coach Nate]

Cal Clutterbuck and Wacey Rabbit are my favorite names.

I was also a fan of when the Rampage had the Sopranos crew a few years back:
Andrew Agozzino
Rocco Grimaldi
Dominic Toninato
Tommy Vannelli

 

[Davimir Tarablad]

Jet Woo

 

[IceNeophyte]

Joky Harr You

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Griffen Outhouse

 

[DeuceNine]

Is Philip McCracken still playing?

No, neither is Patrick Fitzhenry.

 

[CitizenSnips]

Uwe Krupp takes it just from personal experience. Back when I was young, there was no DVR so if you were in the car you didn't get to watch a game until you got to a TV. One time I was listening to a Blues vs. Sabres game and Ken Wilson and Joe Michaletti were on the call on KMOX (IIRC). During the game they called his name and my father thought, instead of you-we-krewp (sorry if this is wrong) to gooey poop. As a huge 8yr old hockey fan and knowing the player and how to pronounce it I have laughed about it out-loud for many years

 

[TK 421]

Not hockey related....but too funny not to mention.

I know a doctor who's name is....wait for it. Wait for it... Will Hurt. Doctor...Will.....Hurt.

 

[Spear]

Not hockey related....but too funny not to mention.

I know a doctor who's name is....wait for it. Wait for it... Will Hurt. Doctor...Will.....Hurt.

Dentist or Proctologist?

 

[Mike Liut]

Use to be a college b-ball player named God Shamgod

 

[Vincenzo Arelliti]

Use to be a college b-ball player named God Shamgod

It was so close to being perfect.

God Shmagod is better.

 

[Meatball]

It was so close to being perfect.

God Shmagod is better.

 

[Ranksu]

Joky Harr You

Why Jokiharju is funny?