Mortimer Snerd: president
@Puckatron 3000 :gm
surixon: hc
10Ducky10: asst coach (offense)
Jet : asst coach (defense)
tbcwpg : asst coach (goalie)
buffdog/BobTheSolarsystem: special teams (would love to be a fly on the wall for those conversations)
MardyBum: statistician
Jets 31: mascot
sipowicz: team psychologist, PHD from the school of Lou Lamoriello
kanadalainen: motivational poet laureate
Rest of the HFJets contingency: armchair GM’s all with potential as coaching call ups
@Do or Die: cynical/confrontational intermission analyst ala Jim Rome (but not a punk b-tech like him)
Canada: Gold medal