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Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2025

Bill "call me Barry" Zito, now dressed in a bathrobe and with dark sunglasses, appears on screen.

"Hi again, losers. I can almost hear the murmurs of panic and false hope as you grab your pawns with your jealously-guarded draft picks. How cute! You only WISH you could achieve my status as GM of the reigning Stanley Cup champs! Here's a hint to lower your cholesterol count: 9 of the 10 prospects you are praying fall to you won't even sniff the AHL and you aren't Nostradamus. But then again, your NHL roster doesn't measure up to the Panthers, so you have to hope the dumbass sitting alone in Junior B game stands trying not to look, err, suspicious can actually spot talent that will survive puberty.

"Okayyy, time to get our pick over with. I invited Brad Marchand -- who we picked up with the 32nd overall pick; heavens! what will we do??? -- to come and help me out. Close your eyes and pick out a paper from your favourite champagne mug, would you, Brad?"

"Sure thing, Barry ... I mean, Bill."

Marchand reaches in and pulls out a piece of paper.

"Who's the add-in to a future brilliant trade for a key piece in our next Stanley Cup win, Brad?"

"Roman Bausov. It says he's a defenseman from Russia."

"How big is he?"

"Six-five."

"Hey, that's what? Twice you?" Matthew Tkachuk yells from the pool.

"Yeah? Or your dad's waist size."

"Or the Kleenex for your nose!"

Marchand picks up the pool skimmer and throws it at Tkachuk.

"Hmm, looks like some team bonding. Better let you all go," Zito says as Marchand and Tkachuk try to drown each other.

Philadelphia (@scumpup ) is up.
 
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Jordan Gavin, LW, Brandon (WHL)


1-2: Michael Misa, C/LW, Saginaw (OHL)
1-28: Logan Hensler, RHD, Wisconsin (NCAA)
2-33: Cameron Schmidt, RW, Vancouver (WHL)
2-53: Nathan Behm, RW, Kamloops (WHL)
3-89: Peyton Kettles, D, Swift Current (WHL)
4-115: Daniil Ustinkov, D, Zurich (Swiss-A)
4-128: Shamar Moses, RW, North Bay (OHL)
5-153: Jordan Gavin, LW, Brandon (WHL)
7-210:

@Chuck Downie up and PM'd
 
BriseBois is back with another Bitcoin lecture

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Tampa selects

Luke Vlooswyk, D, Red Deer (WHL)

@Ernest95 is up! Will pm
 
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Jeff Kealty: Hi everyone, back again. And while we're extremely disappointed to see Croatian prospect Bruno Idzan off the board-

Barry Trotz: You didn't like him, you just wanted an excuse to go to Croatia.

Jeff Kealty: We will quickly pivot to a player that-

Barry Trotz: I know you can hear me neeeerrddd. Did you have fun visiting King's Landing?

Jeff Kealty: Surely prove value in the sixth round once we get him on a proper strength-

Barry Trotz: Did you re-enact the SHAME walk, but in the role of Cersei?

Keff Kealty: Regimen so he can put his hockey iq and offensive prowess to wo-

Barry Trotz: Stripped down and shuffling through the streets of Dubrovnik. Or did you pretend to be the so-called mad queen? Man, what a horrible last season. I mean the first five seasons were solid but really the last three wer-

Jeff Kealty: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP? Can someone get him out of here? Where is he even?

Barry Trotz: EVERYWHERE!

Scott Nichol: Sorry Jeff. He escaped. He's somewhere in the ventilation.

Jeff Kealty: Oh god, with his body density he could came crashing from above at any point. Take cover!

With the 163rd pick of the 2025 NHL Entry Draft, the Nashville Predators are somewhat traumatized but pleased to select from Skellefteå, centre Valter Lindberg.

And no, I didn't take a Canadian again Doug, so ttthhhpppttt!

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Nashville Predators
5) Anton Frondell, C, Djurgårdens, SHL
26) Cameron Reid, LD, Kitchener Rangers, OHL
30) Kurban Limatov, LD, Dynamo Moskva, MHL
35) Jakob Ihs-Wozniak, RW, Lulea, SHL
58) Benjamin Kevan, RW, Des Moines, USHL
67) Eddie Genborg, RW, Timrå IK, SHL
99) Petteri Rimpinen, G, Kiekko-Espoo, Liiga
131) Mikkel Eriksen, C, Färjestad, J20 Nationell
163) Valter Lindberg, C, Skellefteå, SHL

Whaddaya know @scumpup is first up to bat, no batteries included and no string attached.
 
a little more about lev katzin

hes 5'8 but putting up just over a point per game in the O on Guelph. If he can get over the limitations of his size he has serious NHL middle six upside, likely at wing.
 

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