"I felt a great disturbance in the Boards. As if thousands of Leafs fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silent... On second thought, I'm okay with that."
Hope everyone enjoyed their (enforced) vacation. Time to get serious again. In that vein, my first thought for this thread title was "A Light Tortorella in Canes Sauce" but that seemed a little too NC-17 for the boards...