Bob Miller DH PK 5 on 3 POINTING TO THE STANDS!!!!
Bailey ES. Drives his quad out from the corner flying a flag that says SHHHHH YOURSELF RIBIERO!!! He runs him down steals the puck and kicks it in from the slot. The refs allow it because we have seen the worst officiating this season then ever before and that is saying something.
Benn thrws a meltdown 4 year olds tantrum kicking and screaming on the ice while while Dillon picks up the puck and says he is going home before he leaves the ice.
Exactly like that.
I can't do any worse then I have up to this point.