Viqsi
"that chick from Ohio"
Even I possess an off switch.
You now also possess a cookie.
I figure we'll just promote one of Prout or Erixon and let them play a few games and see how they do before we make a move. We've got these kids exactly for situations like this; let's put 'em to work and see if they're ready to step up before we conclude they're doomed.