Favourite Simpsons Moments

[tony d]

 

[NyQuil]

"Let's see....I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm the President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ahh, here it is, the Stonecutters!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[bigdirty]

Me after I slipped on a wet floor yesterday and accidentally did the splits

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Fin

 

[NyQuil]

"Dad, was that your commercial?"

"...I don't know!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name.

That name again is Mr. Plow.

 

[The Nemesis]

Boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-chi-boom
I'm Mr. Plow
and I'm here to say
I'm the plowing-est guy in the USA

I've got a big plow
and I'll move a lot of things.
Like your cow if you have one.

 

[Siamese Dream]

"You are fully bonded and licensed by the city aren't you Mr. Plow?"
"Shut up boy"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[NyQuil]

"Señor Plow no es macho"

"Es solamente un borracho"

 

[tony d]

 

[Ceremony]

"Alcohol increases your ability to drive"

False? Oh man!

 

[The Nemesis]

Oh. You want the Mr plow that plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. Y'know, from Leave it to Beaver?

...

Yeah, they were gay.

 

[John Price]

"Alcohol increases your ability to drive"

False? Oh man!

True or false, you can get mono from riding the monorail.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Mono = One
Rail = Rail

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I call the big one Bitey

 

[Langdon Alger]

Now we play the waiting game.

 

[The Nemesis]

Now we play the waiting game.

Aww, the waiting game sucks. Let's play hungry, hungry hippos!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He's got a board with a nail in it!!!!

 

[Langdon Alger]

Oh, we should have put in the dog with the shifty eyes!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stupid babies need the most attention

 

[Olden McGroin]

IT'S THE MIGHTY ROBOTS OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
VS. THE GAY ROBOTS OF STAR WARS.
OW! STOP!