Favourite Simpsons Moments

[Ceremony]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We don't have an outhouse...

My Tool Shed! Oh dad....

 

[John Price]

I hope he tells us to burn our pants.

 

[The Nemesis]

I hope he tells us to burn our pants.

Don't you hate pants!?!?

 

[KaylaJ]

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lisa, do I have my pants on??

 

[bigdirty]

Aye, the hot pants.

 

[NyQuil]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Y'arr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality. ...For about 10 minutes! Ah-har-har-har-har-har!"

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[KaylaJ]

Sea Captain: These seas used to be full of yum fish
Lisa: Maybe you over fished them all
Sea Captain: Maybe they under spawned
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all
Sea Captain: Maybe they killed themselves
Lisa: Maybe you ought to be ashamed of yourself
Captain: Maybe you ought to marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
That's right! Everyone knows about Milhouse!

 

[bigdirty]

Yarr, stupid sexy Flanders!



All Simpsons quotes are better when read by the Sea Captain.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[belair]

"Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante. She came out last spring!"

"Whoooa...put her back in, she's not done yet!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Give my regards to Mrs. Boyardee....

 

[tony d]

 

[Congo Jack]

Sea Captain: Arr, squiddy, I got nothin' against ya. I just heard there was gold in yer belly. Ha ha Harr, Harr Harr.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail 'round the Horn and return with spices and silks, the likes of which ye have never seen."
"We're building a casino!"
"Arr...can you give me five minutes?"