Favourite Simpsons Moments

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"No one can know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who signed the Paris Peace Accord."

 

[John Price]

"No one can know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who signed the Paris Peace Accord."

Dad you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.

 

[Congo Jack]

Dad you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.

 

[Leafsdude7]

What's brunch???

You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.

 

[Congo Jack]

Oh, all I brought is a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.

You don't get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal.

 

[KaylaJ]

Oh, all I brought is a dime. I didn't know there'd be pornography...

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.

We've searched this airbase from top to bottom, and all we've found is porno, porno, porno.

 

[tony d]

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

 

[Ceremony]

I'm Troy McClure and I'll leave you with what we all came to see: hardcore nudity

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[The Nemesis]

You know, Fox became a hardcore sex channel so gradually that I never even noticed.

 

[Leafsdude7]

Edit: Double Post

 

[Leafsdude7]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[The Nemesis]

I'm surprised you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ceremony]

And I got this scar from sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Psyfer]

I won't be in for the rest of the week.

I told you.

My baby beat me up.