TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part IV

[The Nemesis]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette...unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill! Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty; buy me a clean one.
Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you your spending --
Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!

 

[NyQuil]

Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[John Price]

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Tonight, on Rock Bottom: we go undercover at a SEX farm for SEX hookers!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Now, here are some results from our phone-in poll. Ninety-five percent of the people believe Homer Simpson is guilty. Now, of course, this is just a television poll, which is not legally binding, unless Proposition 304 passes, and we all pray that it will.

 

[KIRK]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Did something crawl down the back of your throat and die?"
"It didn't die."

 

[tony d]

 

[Ceremony]

For the love of god sir there are two seats!
I like to put my feet up.

 

[tony d]

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

And another thing: how come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

 

[The Nemesis]

Now we'll never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space!

 

[cobrakaineverdies]

Ill fated trip to Bronson Missouri

 

[The Nemesis]

Now I'm going to down to Emmet's fix-it shop. To.... "fix" Emmet.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]